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Gordon Bennett

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About Me

I'm pretty all over the place most of the time. I'm writing this at four in the morning, I'm tired and emotionally drained. I probably won't remember what I have written when I revisit this page but I'm sure I'll regret it. I'm apparently not that bad looking "for a fat lass". I do not believe these blatant lies. I hate people who tell me I'm not fat, I want to stab them in the eye, even if they are my best friends on God's earth. My religious views change with my mood. I like the way my hair is a constant mess and how my boobs are just there. I would love to be Dawn French because she got to kiss Richard Armitage. I get crushes on wierd people and when tired or awake I generally am prone to mispronunciations, misspellings, misquotings and misdemeanors. But most of all, I'm kind of...I dunno, but I know when I find out what it is I kind of am I will probably not like it even more than I already do (and if I get ANY comments on what I just said saying otherwise I'll just do what I always do, call you a liar and laugh off your opinion). I love my friends and I want them to know that all the time, I miss them. That's about all, oh and in the whole world I would definitely shag Richard Armitage :P but who wouldn't(yeah I know I just copied this from my facebook, I ain't bothered to read it see)

My Interests

Well the activities are mostly what I am interested in, but I love the Theatre too (ex-drama student and all that *hair swish*). Adore it in fact! I have seen Les Miserables so many times! And I love going to the movies, as well as watching the Rugby and bus trekking/getting lost around London. I love history and London is just home for me, so I generally trek round on tours! Woo!

I'd like to meet:

Funny and happy people mostly, I lie to surround my self with different people so sardonic and sadistic aren't bad either. I like people who intelligent, smutty, funny, happy, sad, annoying, solitary... basically I don't mind any bugger as long as they don't mind me.I'd love to meet Nelson Mandela and John Lennon (I know he's dead but I'm as likely to meet him as Mandela innit. I also wouldn't mind meeting Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Kevin Spacey and Anthony Hopkins just to talk about acting and their lives because I think they are amazing actors and probably are in my top ten of all time!

Music:

OOOOOO that is such a long list! I like prog rock and glam rock and brighton rock. As well as this there's psychedelic jazz, blues, swing and stuff. I love Queen, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles and all that sort of stuff. I also love Frankie and the boys from the Rat Pack! And then theres stuff like Kings of Leon, Flaming Lips and YES I ADMIT IT I LIKE KEANE OK! I'm SORRY but I like they're middle of the road sound, but my favorite band may eventually turn out to be Thin Lizzy (I want to name one of my kids Sarah, after the song...)

Movies:

STILL CRAZY!!!!!! I love that film with a passion, but apart from that. Recently have found a place for the Coen Bros on my shelf. Woody Allen movies. Buster Keaton. Gene Kelly movies (mmm omg), anything old. I love any movie with Anthony Hopkins in, even the shit ones. And Gary Oldman, the same goes for him. Alan Rickman films rock the house foundations. Harry Potter movies hold my interest.Being John Malkovich (ANYTHING Malkovich to be fair). Fight Club (oops I broke the first rule!). Pulp Fiction/Get Shorty/Be Cool. Dirty Dancing. To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar. Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Kinky Boots. Breakfast on Pluto. Loved Lord of the Rings. Kenneth Brannagh Shakespeare adaptations are brilliant. Disney movies, I'm a sucker for them. um... I like Bollywood cinema too, I still have to finish watching Mujhse Dosti Karogee though which is starting to tickle the wrong nerve endings. OOO and Lilo and Stich!

Television:

Ummm.... The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, Skins, Lost, Ugly Betty, The Mighty Boosh, Red Dwarf, Scrubs, Blackadder, The 10th Kingdom, Auf Wiedersehn Pet, Only Fools and Horses, Dr Who (Tennant and Pertwee years especially), QI (or anything with Stephen Fry in it to be honest, if I were a man I would soooo have a crush on Stephen Fry), Joan of Arcadia, Dead Like Me, Anything to do with Wildlife or interesting documentaries about history (oh my god the one they play when your on the bus tour to Auschwitz is amazing, I wish I'd bought it), Town Called Eureka, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama and Lilo and Stitch (Ohana means Family - Family means no body gets left behind or forgotten)

Books:

Oh I have library stores of them. But my favorites fall among Jane Eyre, The Princess Bride, Watership Down, anything by Oscar Wilde (xxxx), The Secret Garden, Dracula, Frankenstein, Fanny Hill, Hannibal Lecter stories and Dante's inferno. Plus His Dark Materials are fantastic coupled with their inspiration of Paradise Lost, Fantastical imaginations! The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy and I don't mind a bit of Jackie Collin's (let's face it people, some of her maneuvers in those books sound devilishly interesting)

Heroes:

Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr, King Henry VIII, Robin Hood, King Arthur, Beowulf, John Lennon, James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Winnie-Ther-Pooh, Paddington Bear, Jesus H Christ, Bagpuss, The Hulk and The Foo Fighters.

My Blog

I would go lesbian for beth ditto (only beth ditto, no other but beth)

OMG this is the MSN interview with the lovely lady and she has made me feel a bit better about myself, gotta love her! I mean tbh recently have been feeling kinda shit. It hurts sometimes you know unl...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:11:00 PST

Ace's Wild!

Wednesday: OMG THE WHO WERE AMAZING!!! ABSOLUTLEY ASTOUNDING!!! Thursday: Omg this day was shit - didn't watch Shrek III. F&B was shit but i got flashy ears, a hedwig toy, money, a NEW PHONE (love...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:32:00 PST

imogen heap xxx thank you

where are we?what the hell is going on?the dust has only just begun to fallcrop circles in the carpetsinking, feelingspin me round againand rub my eyes,this can't be happeningwhen busy streets a mess ...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:48:00 PST

OOOK

Who the hell made Imogen Heap good? I mean really, for shizzle she is the bizzle! but her electronic vocals piss me off! oh well! *mmm whatcha saaaaaay* Bloody tap woke me up, I was having a quiet nap...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:41:00 PST

OMG!

After like two REALLY shitty weeks involving heart break and health check I have found out that I HAVE WON TWO TICKETS TO SEE THE WHO AT WEMBLEY ARENA OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I hope Arlindo is ...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

Eine Kleine Blogmusik!

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG Ok now now im pissed off! Really pissed off! No time for philosophy gentle readers! I WANT ARLINDO AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! Ok now its stupidly obsessiv...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

Pft

Hey *clapclap* Ho *clapclap* LET'S GO!!!! FREAK OUT dodododo SO FREAK LE CHIC FREAK OUT!!!! Lol - I love apples! Not like apples from asda nono i mean APPLES straight from the tree! And chi...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:40:00 PST

STOP! It's Hammer Time

La mamma morta is the shizzay, its just gotta the bizzay fashizzay my nizzay before I hit you up side your balding head - thats not a cropped head jobby thats your hair running away from your face! Ni...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

I <3 my blog, as much as I love you?

Ok, bloggage time again. Noone reads it so I'm ok :) I tell you what man I am sooooo lost. I was told stuff by Mr A.P but all week I've had positive messages and I dunno anymore. I need reaffirming I ...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

*WARNING: ANOTHER RANDOM AMBIGUOUS RANT WITH BAD SPELLING!*

I dunno, it all doesn't make sense. But then again, does it ever? Well come to think of it, it must have been easier to be emperor of Rome than to dig someones groovy vibe. Confused unlike Confucius? ...
Posted by Gordon Bennett on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST