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River City Handsome

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a pretty strange person.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sluts and douchebags. Oh, wait, that's just who I actually meet.

My Blog

Can anyone tell me...

why whether I feel like I'm doing the right thing or the wrong thing I always feel like an asshole?  Brian says it's because I actually am an asshole, and I think he's right.
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:01:00 GMT

Chocolate, chocolate...cannon drill.

I haven't written anything here in awhile, so I thought I'd update everyone on my life.Yep, it still sucks.  Someone kill me.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:15:00 GMT

I got the internet back for real this time.

YEAH SLUTS
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:43:00 GMT

I got the internet back.

Time to masturbate myself into a coma.Also, you can look for me on AIM to get ahold of me, or post a message/comment here.  There's a good chance I'll be masturbating if you do, but it's worth a ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:49:00 GMT

There's a party in my pants

But you're not invited. Does anyone even read these?  Hahaha. Also, Megan bought me the new Cannibal Corpse.  It rules almost as much as she does.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 14:30:00 GMT

This is my happy face.

I'm wearing it thanks to someone special.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:54:00 GMT

I saw a breast yesterday.

I won't name names, but basically I was talking to this girl whose breast was hanging out the entire time.  I've been in a bad mood ever since. Then I had a pretty fucked up dream.  It had s...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:49:00 GMT

Trimmed the friend list.

I've been getting way too many irritating bulletins lately.  You retarded motherfuckers are not my friends. By the way, seriously, fuck you.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 00:56:00 GMT

Getting back on my feet.

I have a place to live now, and a new job at Comet.  I've got someone I care about, and all my friends have been very supportive. I just wanted to say thanks to everybody for being there for me.&...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:29:00 GMT

Resident Evil 4 is the greatest game of all time.

Fuck you if you doubt it.  I've probably spent two solid days playing this game.  It's so much fucking fun I don't ever want to go outside again. I have to be the most adept zombie/parasite ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:49:00 GMT