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J

Shampoo is better....

About Me

Does it really matter?

My Interests

DIE HARD SPURS FAN!!!! GO SPURS GO!!!! I love my team like I love women! That's kinda bad, but that is what kind of fan I am. I like to work out( funny because EVERYONE on myspace says that), run, read, DRINK, party, meet new people, throw darts (yes I can kick your ass), shoot pool, drink, hang with friends, watch sports, play ANY sport (yes, again I can kick your ass at probably anything), drink, listen to music, making my friends laugh and sleep. My dis-intrests are: working out, running, reading, drinking, meeting new people, throwing darts, shooting pool, hanging with friends, hearing my friends laugh and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I LOVE ROCK (shit just look at me) DEFTONES are GOD, Tool, System of a Down, Slipknot, Type O Negative (my new band that is currently ALWAYS on) Modest Mouse, Cake, Butthole Surfers, Weezer, Flyleaf, etc...., and anyone else that kicks ass.....I hate POP like it is not even funny, country blows (all about beating your woman and kicking your neighbors dog...thats what I get from it)....rap is FULL OF SHIT (I hope they keep shooting each other like the morons that they are)....and everything else sucks....but that is just my simple opinion, fuck you if you don't agree because honestly I don't give a shit. snoogans ;)

Movies:

RESERVOIR DOGS is da shit!!!! Others include(in alphabetical order): Wayne's World (its currently on and it made me laugh while I'm typing this) Ace Ventura Team America (fuck yeah) Shawn of the Dead Shawshank Redemption Brokeback Mountain (ha never even seen it.....yet) Wedding Singer Tommy Boy Dumb and Dumber Thirteen Inches in Her Ass So I Married an Ax Murder Goodfellas Casino The Color Purple The Terminator uhhhhh tons more but I'm hung over and can't think right now

Television:

The Simpson's, Family Guy, South Park, The Daily Show, The Chappelle Show (yes, it's still funny to me) and anything to do with sports........and I truely don't think I could make it without SportCenter.

Books:

Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, the green eggs and ham guy, Playboy (is that in hardback yet???), Express News Sports section dude, and da bible (seriously)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: J
Birthday: 04/08/53
Birthplace: San Antonio bitch
Current Location: bitch, San Antonio
Eye Color: red
Hair Color: burnt orange
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: or
Your Heritage: messycan
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals
Your Weakness: women and anything that will make me not sober
Your Fears: being who I am
Your Perfect Pizza: pepporoni thin crust w/a naked hot girl
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to destroy you
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or are you sure you are 12?
Thoughts First Waking Up: wheres my pants? oh yeah, in the closet where i left them
Your Best Physical Feature: my winning personality
Your Bedtime: when ever shes done! ha i mean midnightish
Your Most Missed Memory: seeing my mommy daily :(
Pepsi or Coke: fiji
MacDonalds or Burger King: jack n da crack at 3am
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fiji
Chocolate or Vanilla: don't do that
Cappuccino or Coffee: see above
Do you Smoke: not what you think
Do you Swear: nope
Do you Sing: to myself
Do you Shower Daily: durrrrrr
Have you Been in Love: unfortunelty :(
Do you want to go to College: again???? probably not
Do you want to get Married: to you? no
Do you belive in yourself: at times
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: when i am naked
Are you a Health Freak: working out wise-yes germ wise-no
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda...my mom is my life :)
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: i wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: 5th
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 5th
In the past month have you gone on a Date: :( dude i'm such a loser!!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gross
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: no.....its been 31 days
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: i think
Ever been Beaten up: yup (thanks bro)
Ever Shoplifted: long time ago (i don't mind stealing bread.....)
How do you want to Die: saving someone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid or porn star
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: non glaucoma
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: sluty
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5th
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 2 and growing
Number of things in my Past I Regret: how do you do the infinity symbol on the computer?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:


You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?