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I'd like to meet:

I LOVE EMOS!!!!nah im totally kidding.fuck emos.Bob Saget there was an old farmer who sat on a rock stroking his whiskers and shaking his... fist at his neighbors who sat on their ricks teaching their children to play with their... kite strings and marbles in old days of yore along came a lady who looked like a... decent young lady and walked like a duck said she discovered a new way to... bring up the children, to sew, and to knit the boys in the stables were shoveling up... contents of stables left after the hunt the carman was feeling a nice piece of... straw from the stables cleaning the walls in came the doormaid to play with his... dog in the dairy where she did belong if you think this is dirty you're fucking well wrong.

Music:

rock n roll babeh! haha or anything.but reggae sucks ass.

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Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Alien vs Predator,probably The Ring,the Ring two,Crybaby,Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle(that's a keeper),The Little Rascals,The Fox and the Hound,Cinderella,Star Wars(all of them),Mr.and Mrs.Smith,South Park the movie,Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights,The New Guy,Dodgeball,West Side Story,Stealth,White Chicks,Beauty Shop,Into the Blue,Elf,The Incredibles,Guess Who,Dickie Roberts,Win A Date With Tad Hamilton,and much mORE.

Television:

+!!!!!!!SOUTH PARK (and Family Guy...but personally, South Park) !!!!!!! + and frasier! and i guesssssss yo momma cuz shes so fat that her picture's heavy.

Books:

heavy metal books haha daisy wrote this cuz she doesnt want me to be a poser.thanks daisy i love you...lol
what metal genre are you? Your Result: Thrash metal

You are thrash metal. You've been brought up in the world by bands like Metallica, Megadeth and Exodus as well as slayer.....to bad most of the key bands in you will die or become...country

Classic Metal
Death Metal
Nu metal
Power Metal
Black metal
what metal genre are you? no im not.....aww what to do...I'm only as strong as the cocktails I drink, the hairspray I use, and the girlfriends I have. Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, pregnant, has a birthday, or retires? What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants, and shopping, lunching and traveling girlfriends? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! Pass this on to your girlfriends! If you get this twice or more, you are lucky to have more than one girlfriend. Be happy!Someone will always be prettier.They will always be smarter.Their house will be bigger.They will drive a better car.Their children will do better in school.And their husband will fix more things around the house.So let it go,and love you and your circumstances.Think about it.The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.And the most highly favoredWoman on your job may be unable to have children.And the richest woman you know,she's got the car, the house, the clothes....might be lonely.And the word says if "I have not Love, I am nothing."So, again, love you.Love who you are.Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say"I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed to be disappointed!""Winners make things happen.Losers let things happen."Be Blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman."To the world you might be one person,but to one person you just might be the world".

Heroes:

theodore roosevelt