-=Mr.Java=- - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Freinds and Foe, I like coffee, hot, cold or dehydrated, I like coffe, but I also like beer and now that I am a beer man, I figured I should have some beer on my page.I drive a beer truck. Other than that I like to play the drums; I play in a local band called The Unread, it keeps my arms from exploding. Riding on my mountain bike is also fun, but tends to take to much time from drumming. If I had four arms I could be called Mr. Squid and play the drums and make a mean latte at the same time or pour a Guinness.Brew Out, -=Mr.Java=-Check us out at www.myspace.com/theunread

My Interests

I am interested in how they get those elaborate ships inside of a bottle. Also, why is coffee from Kuna island so expensive, and how do they make Blue Moon Beer so damn good?

I'd like to meet:

Tony the Tiger,Tucan Sam, Jaun Valdez, and Henry Weinhard.

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Music:

Primus, Faith No More, Tool, Mr.Bungle, Soundgarden, Helmet, STP, Alice in Chains, Floater, Deftones, Chevelle, Hatelocker, Denots, Avenged Sevenfold, Powerman 5000, Silverchair, Live, The Decendents, NOFX, Pennywise, Bad Religion, P.O.D., Drowning Pool, Pantera, Sepultara, Godsmack, Korn, Hed P.E., Soulfly, Sevendust, Ministry, The Dead Kennedy's, Jello Biafra, Frank Zappa, Dreamtheater, Rush, Ozzy, Domeshots, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, Henry Rollins, and so many more it makes my fingers hurt to think about it.

Movies:

movies: The Godfather, Scarface, Resavoir Dogs, Spun, Rambo, The Naked Gun, Hot Shots, Airplane, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Abyss, Alien, Starship Troopers, The Breakfast of Champions, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Kill Bill, From Dusk Till Dawn, Goonies, ET, Busty Cops, Accidental Stripper....etc.....etc...., Bruce Almighty, Me Myself and Irene, Liar Liar, The Cable Guy, Boys in the Hood, New Jack City, The Fly, Star Wars, Born on the 4th of July, Back to the Future, Billy Madison, The Water Boy, The One, Terminator, Commando, The Last Action Hero, Indapendence Day, Men in Black, Fallen, The Big Labowski,

Television:

Reality T.V. has taken over, then there is Conan O'Brian. He kicks ass and will be great on the Tonight Show. T.V. is kinda lame most the time.

Books:

Anything by Stephen King will make you think nasty thoughts. Also Where's Waldo is great. Other than those two I have read lots of Tom Clancy, Dean Koontz, Michael Crichton,H.G. Wells, Luis Lamore, and many many more.

Heroes:

Juan Valdez and his donkey.My brother the Hulk LaBato (AKA:Joey)