It tastes good and it's good to eat. That's all I can think of for now |
People Like FoodBy Joseph Bruneel January 7, 2009 | Issue 45"02 .. setTimeout('$("#related_media_holder").replaceWith($("&
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Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:55:00 GMT |
I can weigh him at the grocery store just as easy and I’ll let you know. |
Shit Yeah, Another Baby
By Amber Richardson July 16, 2008 | Issue 44"29
Free clinic says I'm gonna have me another baby. Two months I been pregnant already, and it's like I didn't even notice....
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:33:00 GMT |
he’s going to cheat on her with an ex-girlfriend and she’ll come running to the American people |
Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple
September 27, 2006 | Issue 42"39
OAK PARK, ILThough sharply divided on the war on terror and domestic controversies such as abortion, drugs, a...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:00:00 GMT |
Asia, my love, this is for you :) |
Woman Overjoyed By Giant Uterine Parasite
August 27, 2007 | Issue 43"35
NEW BRIGHTON, MNImmediately following a physician's examination for her menstrual cessation, 37-year-old events planner Janic...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
i need one of these |
Ex-Girlfriend Don't Want To Talk To You No More, New European Boyfriend Reports
June 21, 2008 | Issue 44"25
LANCASTER, PAAccording to the latest information provided by the unnamed, impossibly debon...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 10:50:00 GMT |
mwa-ha-ha-ha |
Weddings
Trinity Communion Church congratulates youth group members Jason Torrence and Julie Barber, both 16, for wisely choosing to marry rather than break their abstinence pledges.
:)
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:04:00 GMT |
no one is gonna hold me back except for me. |
Report: Women Increasingly Choosing Dead-End Careers Over Dead-End Relationships
May 26, 2008 | Issue 44"22
Modern women are finally seeing the opportunity to toil for years on meaningless busywork...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:25:00 GMT |
The unstopable beast devoured more than a dozen leaves |
BREAKING NEWS
Escaped Caterpillar On Rampage Through City
June 2, 2008 | Issue 44"23
COLUMBUS, OHA ravenous caterpillar escaped from captivity today, wreaking havoc as it devoured everything in i...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:22:00 GMT |
I’m probably the only one who gets this, but that’s ok. |
Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box .. -->googleon: index-->
NEW YORKDirector Michel Gondry has spent nearly a week developing his latest flight of artistic fancy by playing make-...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 19:19:00 GMT |
too cute! |
Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her.. -->googleon: index-->
WELLTON, AZHenry Leighty, a 32-year-old Arizona native and insurance claims adjuster, reportedly had such a huge crush on his girlfriend...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 14:18:00 GMT |
