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Elizabeth

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About Me

My life is shocking. I am shocked that I am closer to 40 than 30. I am shocked that I have my first Monday through Friday job since age 20. I am shocked that most people have been working this way forever and still find the time to go to the bank, post office, vet, mechanic, grocery store, etc... I am shocked that my boobs are so far south and my ass is so huge. I am shocked that I am going to be a first time mom at 37. :) I am shocked at how much I love my dog, Smokey. I am shocked at how much I love my dog Dozer. I am shocked at how good a Grey Goose martini taste. I am shocked that I am not famous and living in a beach house in Malibu. I am shocked that George Clooney has not yet invited me to his Italian villa. I am shocked that all of my favorite girlfriends live in different states (and none of them are even close to Colorado). I am shocked at how badly and painfully I have hurt myself snowboarding (over and over), yet I still like to do it. I am shocked at how much my husband Keith loves me. I am shocked that I am expected to go to work on beautiful days when the river is perfect. I am shocked that I am expected to go to work when it is wet and cold. I am shocked that I am expected to go to work. I am so shocked over these facts that I am going to go fix myself a cocktail and call Beth, who happens to live in Oregon (which is very far from Colorado).

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My Interests

Hiking, Swimming, Playing with my dogs, Snowboarding, Spending time with friends.
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Music:

The Grateful Dead. Bob Marley. Led Zeppelin. Dave Matthews. The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack. U2. Snoop Dogg. Norah Jones. Nine Inch Nails. Audioslave. Regina Spector.

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite. Little Miss Sunshine. Caddyshack. The Godfather. Star Wars. Lord Of The Rings. To Kill A Mockingbird. The Wedding Singer. Gone With The Wind. Tombstone. Scarface.

Television:

The Daily Show. That 70's Show. The Sopranos. My Name Is Earl. Arrested Development. South Park.

Books:

The Grapes Of Wrath. The Kite Runner. The Poisonwood Bible. Wicked. The Road. The Giving Tree. To Kill A Mockingbird. Valley Of The Dolls. The YaYa Books. The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran.

Heroes:

My Dad. Jerry Garcia. George Clooney~ Save Darfur!!!!!

My Blog

Cooties

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:47:00 PST

Thank a veteran!

Last week Keith and I volunteered at the second annual Access Anything/ Adaptive Adventures Ski Camp. This is a camp for the disabled. It gives them a chance to learn or improve their skills on the sk...
Posted by Elizabeth on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Volunteer Football

A Japanese poem of sorts...    In memory of the Tennessee Volunteers 2006 football team who lost all hopes of winning the SEC championship about 30 minutes ago due to motherf***ing LSU....
Posted by Elizabeth on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:00:00 PST

Winter

Winter is here!!! Snow all last week with a bit of sun this weekend. Keith hiked up the mountain and snowboarded down yesterday. I'm going to wait until the lifts open in three weeks.  I am so re...
Posted by Elizabeth on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

SNOW

Getting ready for the snow.  First fall is supposed to be September 16th!
Posted by Elizabeth on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:59:00 PST