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Jeffoid The Omniscient

I was born to go la la la at the top of my la la lungs!

About Me

Tall skinny white guy just trying to hold it down in da city (and by 'da city' i mean Tysons Corner). Full of wit and sarcasm and taco bell. I always enjoy chilling and going out with friends. Doesn't take much to make me smile. Usually a cheesy music video will have me on the floor, so I keep it locked on VH1 Classic or MTV Jams. Other then that, I also enjoy rotting away talking online so feel free to IM me!

[AIM screenname] poisonousjuice

My Interests

Playing Mario Kart when I should be working.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can put up with my sense of humor.

Music:

metal, industrial, electronic, rap, hip-hop, indie, and (insert genre here)

Movies:

Penguins of the Caribbean

Television:

Who needs TV when there's Youtube.com

Books:

Books that I can set up around my apartment to make me look all smart and stuff...other than that, collections of articles from The Onion .