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bonnenuit

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About Me

I enjoy witty banter. I have roughly 379 freckles on my body. I like sauces of varying degrees of spice and sweetness.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don Hertzfeldt, Pendleton Ward, and David Shrigley.

Music:

good things.

Movies:

The Trouble With Harry, Stolen Kisses, Subway, Harold And Maude

Television:

Sealab 2021(with captain murphy), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Pete and Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, The State on Mtv (circa 1996), Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

David Eggers (Again). How We Are Hungry. And A Movable Feast By Hemmingway (Finally).

Heroes:

I'm super dark.

My Blog

Dukes of Hazard moment in Amarillo Texas.

THE SCENE: two days ago, I was in Texas. It was icy, very icy.  JoJo and I were leaving to make it to Nashville by nite time.  The road was slick and secret black ice lurked everywhere (but ...
Posted by bonnenuit on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:53:00 PST

the best day ever at the pool.

Today I went to the pool after class because it was very hot. I had no gate keys so I had to have the people already in the pool let me in. They were old ladies. I live for old ladies. Our first s...
Posted by bonnenuit on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:57:00 PST

My dog murdered a groundhog real rape style.

Yesterday my dog bolted in her gallop sprint towards our raspberry patch.  There was a squeal and a rustling, and then my dog emerged.  In Dusty's mouth there lay a lifeless groundhog. ...
Posted by bonnenuit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I found a 40 in my bed last night

Last night, I went to bed and laid my head down on my pillow, and found it was harder than usual. I reached under to find out what was going on and pulled out a green 1/2 finished 40. It seems l...
Posted by bonnenuit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST