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About Me

One of these days I am going to let Al Green records make every decision of my life, until then, the color of the facts and the centerfuge of intoxicants will spin the wheel of the power deal.Also I get drunk and sing Hank Williams songs, deal with it. If i get drunker, you might hear some Jimmy Rodgers, liar.

My Interests

Record, reading, listening to things, smoking cigarettes and playing with my kitty .

I'd like to meet:

A giant plastic superman carrying a raygun and a cheeseburger.

Music:

I like it. Lots.

Movies:

Noi, Dancer in the dark, Eternal Sunshine, Punch Drunk Love, Dances with Wolves , Napoleon Dynamite

Books:

My Meloncoly Whores. The Book of Laughter and Forgetting. Mash. Battle Royale. Perks of Being a Wallflower. Siddhartha. Assasination vacation. Life of Pi. The Wind up Bird Chronicles. Partly Cloudy Patriot. extremly loud and incredibly close. Almost anything anyone recomends.

Heroes:

Neil Young, space jesus.

My Blog

22 hours, 22 jerkys, 22 beers for a somber celebration.

So I left Texas. I left Austin. I left good friends, good titmes and good weather. I left it all, its sad but I had to get out if I'm ever going to go back. But its not the leaving that was the intere...
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Life is a good deal like this box of crackers i once ate.

It was bland, tastless, and by the end of it all I could say was that my mouth was dry and I've completly wasted time and money.Lets do this. not the dew, if your asking, but the thing that we call po...
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

A river runs next to it, and over it.

Here are some hap hap happenin fotos I took, in and around the denton river, otherwise know as the water drainage canals....
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:55:00 PST

I dreamt I was the Messiah, and woke up dissapointed I wasn't.

It is one of the oddest dreams I have ever had. Still so vivid too. Lets start out at what I can remember of the beggining. I was walking down University, near Krogers, while some kind of narrative...
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:52:00 PST

Today is hard. i want it to be done.

I want a cigarette, it is a common occurance here today, but i wont have one. I want to get drunk, and i might, but it will make me want to smoke. I wont, watch me. I want a drug of some kind, e...
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 04:59:00 PST

Where am I? ...Wait AL-ASK-A-gain. Where am I?

Alaska equals the cool. Crazy drunk natives, myself included. Give me a call though because i have nothing better to do.
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I quit smoking today

I quit, wanna fight, cause ill throw a kung fu chop like a motha fucka.
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

p.s.

Also, I rocked this motherfucka like three the hard way.
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Give it up for the other minneapolis

I cut cut cut my hair. Now I am living the St. Paul night life to its fullest, and by night life in st paul, i mean GreatWaters, since nothing is open past six.
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Corpse Grinder

I saw canibal corpse saturday, fucking FoNomINall, thats stree for pheonominal, but i cant spell. They didnt play spinesplitter, but dats koo. I met the whole band, and george talked to us for t...
Posted by Shark Tornado? Oh dear. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST