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Chris

The name's Chris but you can call me sir.

About Me

MySpace Layout Editor MySpace Generators MySpace Comments MySpace Codes Icon CollagesAlright the last one was probably a bit hostile. So here we go with a nice friendly one what makes lots of people want to sleep with me right on my face.
Ow do, I'm Chris (this is going well) I'm sexy as me. Some might say I'm egotistical, I agree. My heads so big that its considerably bigger than yours. Probably the biggest in fact, not to mention the best.
I don't do a whole load. Its hard enough being me as it is. I work lots and hard and in my free time I like to vegetate in my own bodily fluids.
As for hobbies and interests, well I'm basically your run of the mill geek with an inflatable doll and various computer consoles. I like dvds, books and women with their boobs out. I wonder if porn is actually considered a hobby? I'm good at shopping and love clothes. I've got more style than the 60's and better clothes than your mam.
My sense of humour is warped and my taste in music is ecclectic. I hate people who type like absolute dickheads and girls who presume that just beceause they're a girl you want to see their fleshy bits. I love myself and jelly babies.
That's me in a nutshell...or perhaps this is me in a nutshell: "Fucks sake, I'm stuck in a nutshell, again, twice in one week man, someone's taking the piss"
[email protected]
That might be my msn, might be a 40 year old perverts, either way the conversation will be the same: "Hi, get your tits out".
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My Interests

Reading, Writing, English in general, Walking, Driving, DVDS and films and such, meals, computers/internet (yeah I'm a geek), computer games namely ones where you get to run round and blow the living hell out of anything that moves, rats, clothes/fashion, ebay, is ebay really an interest? who knows, who cares more to the point. I like lots of different kinds of music, I'm quite good at shopping and spending money, though thats not really a good thing erm I think that may be all my interests...I'm sure I can makeup some more if you ask.test

I'd like to meet:

Ross Noble (BEST. COMEDIAN. EVAR.) I'd like to meet Shakespeare, but with him being dead an' all its a bit hard, I suppose I could go dig up his corpse. I think Anton LaVey would be interesting to meet, but he is also dead. Bugger. Bruce Lee as well. He is a legend. Also dead. This isn't going very well is it?..!I'd also like to meet a girl who was pretty, uncomplicated and generally nice.

Music:

Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Linkin Park, AFI, Trivium, Blink 182, Murderdolls, Chimaira, Deadstar Assembly, Dope Stars Inc, Deathstars, Kid Rock, VNV Nation, Lost Prophets, SOAD, Yellowcard, HIM, Fort Minor, DJ Tiesto, Jay Z, Kanye West, Jack Johnson, KT Tunstall, Robbie Williams, Queen, Greenday, RHCP, Placebo, Nelyl, Oopmh, Moby, Mylo, NERD, Offspring, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Most classical, a fair amount of dance/trance and other various rap. I have a wide taste in music.

Movies:

Love Actually and 10 Things I Hate About You are, as sad as it is, my favourite films. LoTR triology, Blade triology, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or pretty much anything by Tim Burton, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Austin Powers, that kind of stuff really. Oh and anime and some Disney films to, especially the Emperor's New Groove, that is class. ....

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, Jeeves and Wooster, Supernatural, Bo Selecta (before it got shit), Simpsons, Futurama, Master Chef Goes Large.

Books:

The Long Hard Road out of Hell by Marilyn Manson and the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. Favourite authors: Robert Rankin, George Orwell, Iain M Banks, Garth Nix ( I don't care if its kiddy lit its bloody good) Shakespeare (of course) Anthony Burgess and some others that I have yet to read.

Heroes:

Brian Warner/Marilyn Manson.......

My Blog

FUCKING WIN. ^_^

After an absolutely brutal 6 hour interview I so got on to Options. Fuck yeah. More on this and Download later, possibly - if I'm not too hammered from celebrating. 
Posted by Chris on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST

Sign on.

Sign on today. My head is telling me I'm calm and confident...my bowels are saying otherwise. 
Posted by Chris on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST

Bricking it.

Well if I wasn't shitting it before I am now. Just been to a meeting with the personnel manager, she explained exactly what the assessment centre would entail. Oh my god. There is a one on one intervi...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST

Hard work//Stressed out

Work today has been very hard. It was just like I was left in charge of everything, except there was nothing, or rather noone to be in charge of, 4 main banks at 4 o clock is not fun in the slightest....
Posted by Chris on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

Aww = (

I'm listening to Marilyn Manson's new album. I'm up to track five and they all sound the same. I wouldn't mind if it was good but to be honest its a bit balls. Who knows maybe it will grow on me. Prop...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:38:00 PST

Women and other stuff.

I'd like to say something profound about the complexities of the female species but to be honest I just want to fuck. I'm getting bored of my job. More specifically I'm getting bored of all the shit I...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST

DOWNLOAD.

I can't fucking wait for Download. Its going to be awesome. Been listening to some of the other bands playing and I proper want to see Hell Yeah and Hardcore Superstar. I just can't wait. Hope the wea...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:42:00 PST

OUT OUT OUT

I want to go out tomorrow. And get wrecked. And dance the night away. I don't know whether I will or not though. I have no drinking buddies to go out with. = ( 
Posted by Chris on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST

Also I want sex...

...lots of it. Offers?
Posted by Chris on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:38:00 PST

Big Brother.

What a crock of shit. I thought alright, last year was bollocks. This year ooh all girl house, I might watch that....no. Just no. The very first housemates - twins, twins who have the most ridiculousl...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:33:00 PST