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Dumbfirefly

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About Me

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. As a result I've been in a progressively irritable mood for the last twenty years and I need not suffer it in silence for as long as I can rant, whinge and complain.Given the number of people I know in the universe, chances are you're a stranger. If so, I'd like to hear from you - especially if you are a wonderful conversationalist, are looking for a Salsa partner, or have a tendency to give away money. Intellectuals preferred, perverts need not apply.I used to really like facebook until it turned into a spastic shadow of its former self. Nevertheless, I exist there. If you do too, feel free to request my facebook friendship. The chances of your request being accepted increase with the value of whatever presents you send me.The above invitations of contact may not apply if you're affiliated with any of the following: Celery, Dogs, Vegetarianism (the moral brand), Theism, Conservativism, rude customers, rude people in general, "REAL WOMEN", the acceptability of saying "sickth" instead of "sixth", children or anyone more than 3 years younger than me, people who don't smack their children (mostly because said children are disgusting as a result), people who don't make their children mine coal anymore, most people, 3 mobile network, Russel Brand (since reading his autobiography - what a dick), really really fat people, obesity defenders, public smokers, smokers getting cigarette breaks at work, John McCririck or whatever he's called, rain, snow, Winter in general, most Americans, Britain, most men, greetings cards, enthusiastic word merges like "fabtastic", people on the bus who smell awful and take up most of the seat, the amount that footballers get paid, Jade Goody and akin celebutants, indistinguishable background and font colours, life, death, free bus travel for pensioners, pensioners in general and kendal mint cake. real editor best profile tools

My Interests

Swimming, salsa, philosophy, cosmology, evolutionary linguistics, theology and related debates, progressivism and feminism, a good cup of tea aka 'universal cure', Angelina Jolie fanaticism, violet chocolates, violets, melodramatic depression, outdated catchphrases, ghetto-speak, free lovelife advice, Mark Sandman, conversations on public transport, PoetiCat, kittens, cats to a lesser degree, child labour, stolen locks of hair, Gunther Von Hagen, my brother, Clea Duvall, buskers, gratuitous sex on TV, Fritz Zwicky, carpet patches warmed by sunlight through the window, couscous, Robbie, sushi, pressing bruises, Chris Corner, masterful procrastination, big and clever swearing, Stephen Fry, freshly brushed teeth, really really fat people, life, death, the smell of rain, New Scientist magazine, truly seedless grapes. Stalking, eugenics, genocide, world conquest, hedonism, pointing and laughing at the unfortunate, drowning puppies and vegetarians, omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience and omnimalevolence.

I'd like to meet:

Paul Davies, Mark Sandman, Jesse Spencer and Kate Moennig.

Music:

7 seconds of love, Britney Spears (shut up), God Lives Underwater, Garbage, Curve, Folk Implosion, Republica, Hednoize, Lauren Hill/ The Fugees, Tinstar, Madonna, Massive Attack, Morcheeba, Garbage, Gorrillaz, Placebo, Tuuli, The Cardigans, Joss Stone, Jimi Hendrix, Sash!, Nick Cave, Beethoven, Tonic, Vivaldi, Birdbrain, Katie Rose, Natasha Bedingfield, The Rolling Stones, Feist, The Automatic, Homegrown, Cake, The Getaway People, Paul Oakenfold, Rihanna, Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, KC and the Sunshine Band, Bedouin Soundclash, The Lovers, HARD-Fi, Lilly, typical student indie trash, and thanks to Wisin & Yandel I've been getting into my reggaeton lately..

Movies:

Heavenly Creatures is my all time favourite film. After that I love about a million films all equally. This topic requires discussion instead of mere listing.

Television:

QI, The L Word, House M.D., 8 out of 10 Cats, Scrubs, Peep Show, Spaced, Nathan Barley, Flight of the Conchords, Wundershowzen, Firefly, Pocoyo, Ally McBeal, Little Britain, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Brasseye, Maury, anything about unfeasibly fat people and, when I'm tired, I'm drawn to Time Team.And those "100 Greatest" things - they fill in whole evenings.

Books:

The Origin Of Life, The Mind Of God, The Goldilocks Enigma; All Paul Davies. My favourite childhood book was The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett. I mostly read non-fiction. It varies wildly, but recurring favourites include the likes of Steven Pinker, Paul Davies, Alain de Botton and various feminist literatures. For lighter relief I enjoy Dostoyesvsky, Solzhenitsyn, Margaret Atwood, Jeannette Winterson, Alice Walker, Donna Tartt, Carrie Fisher, Paulo Coelho, Max Brooks, Stephen Fry and poetry from the likes of Blake, Keats, Tennyson, Poe, and more recently Dylan Thomas and Li Bai. Currently reading Manifesta by Jennifer Baumgardner and Amy Richards.

Heroes:

Miniature.

My Blog

The world must know what happened.

Today I opened a box of chocolate poptarts and the poptarts inside were strawberry. What if I'd been colourblind and allergic and died?It's like the waferless kitkat incident of 2002. Rare, peculiar, ...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:03:00 PST

I think; therefore I am single?

"It isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got". That is the key to feeling some sort of contentment in life, allegedly. There must be some reason that I languish in this limbo between ...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:55:00 PST

Carlsberg don't do Myspace Quizzes...

...But even if they did, they wouldn't be anywhere near as good as mine. Don't judge - if you're reading you must be as sad and lonely in this world as I am.-- A -- AVAILABLE: Not to the majority...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:14:00 PST

I know the meaning of life.

... But I'm not telling you. Instead, I direct your attention to this intriguing tale.Many aeons ago, back when real men were hairy, knickerless and used 56k internet connections, a new breed of creat...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:06:00 PST

Obligatory life update

Whatup dawgs. I feel like I should update here simply because i've been neglecting this thing. Unfortunately, I can't really be bothered, so this entry will be distinctly half-assed, but I'm sure you'...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST

Review Of 2006 (meme)

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?I can't even think to answer these questions satisfactorily right now but I'm doing it anyway. I went on holiday without parents for the first t...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

"How can you hate Christmas?!" ... Like this.

I just don't like Christmas. I can't help it. And when you tell people this, they think you're trying to be funny and slightly rebellious, or they look at you in horror. But SERIOUSLY. Come on. There ...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

Colours Survey

This ended up taking a bit of time, so I couldn't bring myself to throw it to the bulletin board, where it will inevitably be lost forever. ~~~~~~~~~~~~RED~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Closest red thing to you?Klic...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

Fuck Off, Ricky Grover.

It's been a while since I made a real rant in this here livejournal, favouring mainly to fill it with the mundanities of my day-to-day existence.But I'm going to go back to my Old Skool journalling wa...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST

I am obviously a genius. Obviously.

Well, I was so convinced that I had at least one re-sit (HIstorical Linguistics) to do this Summer, that I felt nothing but bitter resignation when I opened my results envelope this morning. It was on...
Posted by Dumbfirefly on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:32:00 PST