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Mr. Clark Gable

With Tabacco pipe and broad in hand.

About Me

I have starred in many films over the years. Some say my biggest performance was Gone with the Wind. This is untrue. I did a wee film called "Going down Clark Style" in 1964. This controversial film was reason for many critics to label me as a has been. Little did they know "Going Down Clark Style" was a smash hit in many of New Yorks finest "Adult" film theatres. Since then I have traveled extensivley across this small world. I own most of lower Calafornia, yet I prefer to reside for the most part on my island off the Ivory Coast where I spend most of my time writing peotry and studying long forgotten languages. I am temporarily staying in detroit with my long term starving-artist friend Alec "Space Cowboy" Zemper in his two-bit run down garbage can of an estate.

My Interests

Opera, Theatre, Color Movies, Tele-vision (Movies in a box. Remarkable), Wine Tasting, Suit Shopping, Fine Dining, Fine Dames, and a fine english tobacco.

I'd like to meet:

I am looking for the kinda dame that understands my needs as a man of superior taste, that I may continue my streak of waking up from a heavy drunken sleep betwixt two ravishing naked female bodies. I am looking for a REAL woman. The kinda woman that makes a man burn in the loins. Most consider me a bit of a "Romantic". (which means I sleep with a different woman each night.) This is undeniably true. I will win any woman over, no doubt; with my irresistably charming nature.

Music:

The Duke, Glenn Miller, Gene Kelly Musicals, The Cure.

Movies:

Xanadu. Ive never seen any movies Ive starred in, but if I did Im sure they'd be my favorites.

Television:

Incredible.

Books:

-The Anatomy of a Woman (1882, Rexington Willoughby, Hadsworth Publishing Co.) -War and Peace (1916, Leo Tolstoy, Shultz Publishing Co.) -The language of Legs (1962, Dr. Greg Farnsworth)

Heroes:

-Thedore Gilvenstien, my Prep School science Proffessor. A well learned man, taught me all I needed to know about compounds, Chemicals, and all those other science terms.

My Blog

A Memoir

I have terrible and tragicnews that I feel that is important that you all know. Clark Gable passed away last tuesday, after the Freddricks Dinner party ball. In his stead ,I, Alec Zemper, would like t...
Posted by Mr. Clark Gable on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:58:00 PST

Spreading the Christmas Spirit.

I regret to inform you all that I; C. Gable, was unable to wish any of you fine ladies a Merry Christmas this snowy eve. I have been busy spreading the Christmas Spirit.  As t...
Posted by Mr. Clark Gable on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 07:48:00 PST

A Grand Occasion.

I would like to begin with thankyou to all of those who came to my Grand Thanksgiving bash. Aside from that crazy kook with the carving knife shiving Rhonda through her left kidney; thi...
Posted by Mr. Clark Gable on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:12:00 PST

Post Thanksgiving Thanksgiving.

I; C. Gable , will be hosting our annual "post Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving" at my flat on 5234 Commonwealth St, Detroit, this year. It is, as usual, a requirment that you bring your own dish. I will pr...
Posted by Mr. Clark Gable on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:15:00 PST

Mr. Hollister

I am haunted by a dame of striking beauty. I first laid eyes on her when she walked into my bar three nights past. She puffed away on her lipstick stained, brandy soaked ciggarette. A raven haired god...
Posted by Mr. Clark Gable on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:57:00 PST

Who is this "Tom"?

Who is this "Tom"? This is a matter that has weighed heavy on my mind as of late. Who is this "Tom"? Where does he come from? Perhaps he is just another one of my over over zealous fans. He seems ...
Posted by Mr. Clark Gable on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:08:00 PST

A word if I may....

A word if I may. Being my first entry I would like to begin with thankyou. Thankyou to all you ravishinlgy beautiful dames. You obviously have a sense of taste where it counts. Now that weve aqqui...
Posted by Mr. Clark Gable on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:56:00 PST