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About Me

Goofy, wacky, cheddar cheese filled bratwurst eating, gorgeous and a lil chubby - Sexy chubby that is type of guy. Also known as Uncle Wally or For Heier.Chris Farley is the KING of Comedy, been told a million times a look like him. So might as well have some fun with it, just trying to my best to keep the Chris Farley spirit alive! Heier pronounced just like higher or hire.........I cannot sing and I cannot dance, but tonight I will dance and sing for you .... hip hip hip and away we go ........

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My Interests

Shrimp cockail, gotta have it. Let me know where you think the best shrimp cocktail is. Oh yea I like chicken wings.....

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I'd like to meet:

Tom Selleck, people say I look just like him.....tall dark and handsome that is me! Chris Farley - I will do whatever I can to keep the spirit of Chris Farley alive and well ............ Mel Brooks - I always wanted to say "Screw you I am working for Mel Brooks" .......... John Candy "Sorry folks, parks closed, the moose out front should have told you" ......... Sam Kinison - He just brought it always great ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................ I don't really know anyone in my friends list ..................... Don't know if it is really the people that are listed ....... Well .... I am off to eat some cheese filled brats ..... have fun with yourself already ..... Shut up Richard ...........

Music:

U2, Kid Rock & Sugarland - I dig Jennifer Nettles the hot blonde lead singer for Sugarland - Tommy likey!

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Blazing Saddles, Rudy, Seabiscut & The Christmas Story - I laugh everytime that kids gets his tounge stuck to the flagpole. Many many more movie favorites....Top 5 1. Tommy Boy 2. Animal House 3. Blues Brothers 4. Blazing Saddles 5. Blazing Saddles

Television:

According to Jim - Funny stuff - Larry Joe Campbell gives chubby blonde dudes hope. (He is Andy on the show) And I want to be in hot dog commercials too darn it.

Heroes:

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, anyone that can stop a car with their bare feet are heroes in my book.My buddy Max's dog Oliver - He likes to dig up bushes and eat garden hose and I think it is cool. Way to go Oliver!

My Blog

For Hire - Booking Info: College / Corporate / Convention / Comedy Club / Promotions

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Posted by Paul paulheier.com on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:36:00 PST

A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the zangy taste of Miracle Whip

I love that stuff on my Oscar Meyer Bolagna. Cause you know Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-A-G-N-A That is the scoop!
Posted by Paul paulheier.com on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST

Paul is America's Least Motivated Motivational Speaker

98 1/4 Entertainment 1 3/4 Kick in the pants We all need a kick in the pants every now and then. Contact Paul for booking info.
Posted by Paul paulheier.com on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

Your Never Gonna Make It - Lets hear your story

Okey Dokey, Paul Heier is Americas Least Motivated Motivational Speaker. Pauls popular program is called Your Never Gonna Make It. This 45 minute entertaining program on change is the perfect co...
Posted by Paul paulheier.com on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:39:00 PST

Show naming contest - Your ideas count

OK Working on a new 1 man show to work with corporate events and college orientations. Basically spoofing on the motivational speaking profession.Let's have a naming contest: Worst Speaker In A...
Posted by Paul paulheier.com on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:10:00 PST