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Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli

Body language is the speach of our unconcious.

About Me

It's me, the Sketti! The one and only!.. MySpace Sketti will go to jail for ...

Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Anything new. Brandings, piercings, music, family, psychology, politics, spoken word, etc. .. HIM - "Wings of a Butterfly" -

HIM's"http://www.myspace.com/heartagram"HIM's MySpace Page

I'd like to meet:

Ville Valo, lead singer of HIM, Tori Amos, Maynard James Kennan, and of course a rabid donkey in the streets of compton.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sketti
Birthday: August 23
Birthplace: Oregon
Current Location: Las Vegas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Mixed
Height: 5'5" 1/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: No idea
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dock's everyday
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: Utah and people in animal suits
Your Perfect Pizza: white pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: being 100% the whole time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what are you wearing?
Thoughts First Waking Up: What are my babies doing?
Your Best Physical Feature: my belly
Your Bedtime: when I get sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: shopping with my siblings
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: horribly, and all the time
Do you Shower Daily: Uh, yeah!
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: did, and will again
Do you want to get Married: not again
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: to me, yes
Are you a Health Freak: starting to be
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: cello
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: how about in the last hour?
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: just the middles
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, but not enough
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: having sex or eating
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: NEVER!
What country would you most like to Visit: Galapagos
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/ girl Brown/ boy
Favourite Hair Color: Anything
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: I'm not really about the looks
Weight: see above
Best Clothing Style: dark or slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: HA HA HA!
Number of CDs I own: I don't use those anymore
Number of Piercings: Hang on......13
Number of Tattoos: 4, and a branding
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't believe in regret

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or -

Music:

Punk, Techno, Rap, Hardcore, bah, I like all music EXCEPT COUNTRY!!!

Movies:

12 Monkeys, Nightmare before Christmas, Kill Bill, Gattaca, I like Sci-fi and scarry movies. And anything done by John Waters or Tim Burton.
Elect Sketti Scalzitti!

Together we can conquer godzilla

Television:

GAME SHOWS!

Books:

EVERYTHING! I love reading. Right now I am reading Cunt, the best book ever.

Heroes:

Jello Biafra, Marilyn Monroe


My Blog

Whales?

I just gots these crackers from some vendors that works for us and they are in the shape of whales? What happened to goldfish? And why can't animals mingle in the same box together like they used to ...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:09:00 PST

Please, God, shoot me.

I can't breathe properly, I can't stop coughing, and I have a fever. I have not taken a phone call at this godforsaken slow ass job in at least 2 hours and I want my blankie. I have not had a day off ...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

So I was thinking......(I know, I prolly shouldn’t)

I fucked up. I am aware. I read this lovely blog that someone decided to write in my account with out my side of the story, which I don't appreciate, but OK, you are angry and don't care to ask what ...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

The Skettinator returns!

For anyone that still wishes to speak at or with me, I AM BACK, sorta. I have internet at work. So talk to you soon maybe..... In the mean time, if you have any broken glass on your car, I work for a ...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST

Wow.

I will admit I have made mistakes in my past, but what has been done here is.....well, I am at a loss for words. Thanks for asking my side.  
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:05:00 PST

Sara is on her own.

Sara is no longer reachable via Jenny as a contact or any of the many cell numbers she once had. Nobody knows where she lives now but her. She is sinking further into whatever hole she's dug for herse...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

Muffins

"Sometimes life hands you satin, and sometimes life hands you a crap-napkin. It doesn't matter anyway, just wipe your face, and keep going."- inspirational speech by AnonymousI'm cool, and if you need...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:18:00 PST

But seriously this time.

Ok, I will have no internet in about 3 hours, so I will do my best to get it again. I got a new place and I will be there for not too long I hope. I will talk to you all out there in Skettiland as soo...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST

Where's my toothbrush?

I can;t find my toothbrush.....but I got sleep so I guess I should be happy. Hey guess what? I don't remember if I told you or not but did you know communism is illegal? I mighta told you but I got t...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

Here the deal.

I won't be online for a bit, but if you need to get a hold of me just call someone and ask em for my number. I would put it here, but, um, no. I won't have internet after 8pm tonight, it's nice to ha...
Posted by Lil umungous bowl a vegitarian Sketti with E coli on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST