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About Me

Just so you know. If you donâ€™t message me BEFORE you try to add me then you WILL NOT be added. Clear? Oh yeah and if your messaging me for any kind of advert or other â€Things I donâ€™t give a fuck about" related stuff then you deserve to be anally violated by monkeys that are all fucked up on a big syringe each, full of testosterone, mescaline and Crystal Meath....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................I like breathing, generally 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen, with trace amounts of other gases. Oh yes and Iâ€™m collecting belly button lint to knit a jumper for each of my horde of Flying Ninja Monkeys. They like the way it feels against their shaved naked bodies. SHAVED NAKED MONKEY BODIES! Come to Australia Song

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My Interests

Music. Mixing. comics. animation. chocolate. clouds. sky. stars. books. the odd Vampire. laughing. stories. games. Friends. piercings. girls in corsets/rubber. green. sleep and walking. tattoos. odd and bizarre facts. philosophy. taking a breath. tickling. that nice feeling of waking up in the morning and going back to sleep. tying up. records. postcards. rocks from around the world. eyes. bottoms. my own company. daydreams and whatever is keeping my attention at the time.

I'd like to meet:

Your Eyes Should Be Violet
Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure

What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion What Color Should Your Eyes Be? Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
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Music:

breakbeat (rave stuff) Jungle old school hardcore (rave) old school hard core (punk) metal rock ambiant oh bollox theres too much stuff i like and too much i dont to listern too

Movies:

Brazil. the Virgin suicides. they live. Igby goes down. LOTR. BIG FISH. old Ealing comedies and B & W movies. true romance (your so cool. The Secretary. oh god this could go on. ok try this. funny films. sad films. action films. old films. kung fu films.

Television:

One Nation under God has turned into One Nation under the influence of one drugTelevision, the drug of the Nation Breeding ignorance and feeding radiationT.V., it satellite links our United States of unconciousness Apathetic therapeutic and extremely addictive the methadone metronome pumping out a 150 channels 24 hours a day you can flip through all of them and still there's nothing worth watchingT.V. is the reason why less than ten percent of our Nation reads books daily Why most people think Central America means Kansas Socialism means unamerican and Apartheid is a new headache remedyabsorbed in it's world it's so hard to find us It shapes our minds the most maybe the mother of our Nation should remind us that we're sitting to close to. . .Television, the drug of the Nation Breeding ignorance and feeding radiationT.V. is the stomping ground for political candidates Where bears in the woods are chased by Grecian Formula'd bald eaglesT.V. is mechanized politic's remote control over the masses co-sponsered by environmentally safe gases watch for the PBS specialIt's the perpetuation of the two party system where image takes precedence over wisdom Where sound bite politics are served to the fastfood cultureWhere straight teeth in your mouth are more important than the words that come out of it Race baiting is the way to get selected Willie Horton or Will he not get elected on . . .Television, the drug of the Nation Breeding ignorance and feeding radiationT.V. is it the reflector or the director? Does it imitate us or do we imitate it Because a child watches 1500 murders before he's twelve years old and we wonder how we've created a Jason generation that learns to laugh rather than abhor the horrorT.V. is the place where armchair generals and quarterbacks can experience first hand the excitement of video warfare as the theme song is sung in the backgroundSugar sweet sitcoms that leave us with a bad actor taste while pop stars metamorphosize into soda pop stars You saw the video You heard the soundtrack Well now go buy the soft drink Well, the only cola that I support would be a union C.O.L.A. (Cost of Living Allowance) On Television.Television, the drug of the Nation Breeding ignorance and feeding radiationBack again, "New and Improved", we return to our irregularly programmed schedule hidden cleverly between heavy breasted beer and car commericalsCNN ESPN ABC TNT but mostly B.S. Where oxymoronic language like "virtually spotless" "fresh frozen" "light yet filling" and "military intelligence" have become standardT.V. is the place where phrases are redefined like "recession" to "necessary downturn" "crude oil" on a beach to "mousse" "Civilian death" to "collateral damages" and being killed by your own Army is now called "friendly fire"T.V. is the place where the pursuit of happiness has become the pursuit of trivia Where toothpaste and cars have become sex objects Where imagination is sucked out of children by a cathode ray nipple T.V. is the only wet nurse that would create a crippleTelevision, the drug of the Nation Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation On Television . . .

Books:

Kind of stuck in sci fi fantasy like Iain M Banks also like things like the Little Prince and the Alchemist but also philosophy at times when I can be arsed and things like catch 22 Slaughterhouse 5 which rocks. The Cloudspotters Guide and Star books too. Alot of trade comic books (or graphic novels) Transmetropoliton. Preacher. Boneyard. Y:the last man. Fables. Strangers in paradice. metabarons. dawn. Alan Moore knows the score. oooo theres so much

Heroes:

Any one who can say they have really lived. Bill Hicks... ..

My Blog

Lyrics of the... Ohhhh yeah

Almost makes the 70's seem cool. War: Low Rider All my friends know the Low RiderThe Low Ri-der is a little higherLow Ri-der drives a little slowerLow Ri-der is a real go'erHeyLow Ri-der knows every ...
Posted by Jay Jay on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

Lyrics of the when ever

Just because its my fave tune on the radio Kate Nash - Foundations. Thursday night, everything's fine, except you've got that look in your eyewhen i'm tellin' a story and you find it boring,you're th...
Posted by Jay Jay on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:44:00 PST

A very late 'lyrics of the....'

Some times, some one, gets it spot on. NINE INCH NAILS "Every Day Is Exactly The Same"I believe I can see the futureCause I repeat the same routineI think I used to have a purposeBut then againThat mi...
Posted by Jay Jay on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:46:00 PST

Lyrics of the... Boosh!

Monkey Stole My face Vince Noir and his band "Christ x4" Monkey stole my faceTook me down to another place Now I'm leader of their raceI'm a monkey kingI'm a monkey kingI'm a tiny little monkeyI'm a ...
Posted by Jay Jay on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST

2012 Olympics games and the end of the world?

Does the 2012 Olympic Logo actually have some darker meaning? Well let me tell you something there are a lot of weird things predicted for 2012 various Apocalypses's and ends of the world. htt...
Posted by Jay Jay on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST

Go here. Look at this.

Because ever one has them. And every one needs to tell some one theirs... http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ .. ...
Posted by Jay Jay on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

Lyrics of the...

Gosh every one is DIS-gustingly couplie at the moment and it occasionally makes me think back to the (just under) two weeks when true love ran smooth for me. I have been clear of that one for nearly 5...
Posted by Jay Jay on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:52:00 PST

Lyrics of the... has it been so long?

Welp, work is a grind more so because i spend most of my time working so net access and contemplating my naval are out the window but heres the thing... ... I found this song by Lamb again after a few...
Posted by Jay Jay on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

It's been a while since we had... GO HERE. LOOK AT THIS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rave
Posted by Jay Jay on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

It's time for another

One of my Faaaaaavourate Prince songs from one of my Faaaaaavourate Prince Albums Starfish And Coffee It was 7:45 we were all in line 2 greet the teacher Miss Cathleen First was Kevin, then came Luc...
Posted by Jay Jay on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:10:00 PST