I can say the alphabet backwards in 3.2 seconds. I believe dogs are the best medicine, as long as they're not injested. I'm a vegetarian who misses the taste of kielbasa. I can curl my tongue into disturbing shapes, and take bizarre pride in it. I'm a living cliche, but Paris is my home. Boston will do for now.
My band is Okay Thursday
I have a manatee named Yoplait. I rescued her from the grocery store.
these are my other manatees, Sammy and Midnight (aka Nightmare or, on her better days, Kujo...)
