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Add to My Profile | More VideosI am a raging alcoholic with a tendency to get generous under the influence. I have a problem saying no to drugs. I work in the bar business just trying to make a name for myself and pay some bills while i'm at it. Alibis' Sports & Spirits is the place to be for me since that's where I make my money. I understand that my kidneys also need a day off, movies or minigolf or just a nice long drive also work. I hate haters. Focus your energy on something else, something positive. For those of you who don't know me...the first two lines are just jokes. Love you mom!
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Name: Alfred
Birthday: July 10, 1979
Birthplace: Back Sea...Oh wait...it says birth, not conception.
Current Location: On a beanbag naked eating cheetos
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Wouldn't you like to know
Your Heritage: Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: L.A. Gears baby!!!
Your Weakness: L.A. Gears baby!!!
Your Fears: L.A. Gears baby!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin and Crispy anything from Pizza Hut
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Maybe buy a truck
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Are you doing it too?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the fuck is at my door?
Your Best Physical Feature: Is this a dirty question?
Your Bedtime: Livin in fast forward
Your Most Missed Memory: Miss you Ralph
Pepsi or Coke: RC Cola baby!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sonic...
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Java Chip
Do you Smoke: Are you a cop?
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Eww...I hope everyone answers yes
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Like Gravity
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: Now that I don't live with them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: It should be in the past 24 hours...and Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Are you still a cop?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only plants
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: They don't sell fat people clothes at the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Is this a fat joke?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: I swept one off...does that count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Don't you mean fat dipping?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Sorry Wal Mart
Ever been Drunk: I don't remember
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Damn cops!
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A toys r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a /Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I like em all...short and tall
Weight: It doesn't matter, as long as my car doesn't skid on the ground
Best Clothing Style: I like the conservative look
Number of Drugs I have taken: Go away cops!
Number of CDs I own: Like three!
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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My Interests

Live music, drinking, cars, trucks, bikes, drums, green stuff, all kinds of things.
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Monica Lewinsky...she sucks :)..
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Movies:

Half Baked, Super Troopers, Waiting, Walk the Line, Almost Famous, Shawshank Redemption, Falling Down, A Bronx Tale, Amos & Andrew, The Green Mile, Big, Transformers The Movie, Blow, Pirates of the Carribean, Natural Born Killers, Boondock Saints, Resevoir Dogs, and anything not made by Mel Gibson.
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Television:

Knight Rider, Transformers, Airwolf, Southpark, Mind of Mencia, Anything on National Geographic Channel or Discovery.

Books:

I love a good conspiracy theory book. Rule by Secrecy is awesome...pick it up.

Heroes:

This cat is my hero...all the way to the bottom of the glass!
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My Blog

Stuff

It's been a long while since I posted a blog so I figured why not. Things have been going in the same direction since the last time I posted a blog. My job is pretty stagnant though. ...
Posted by El Trompo Punietas!!! on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST

Just some thoughts on things...

What's up everyone? As for me, I am not quite sure. Things in the legal department are going ok. I have shown up to see my probation officer and as long as I get things done on my en...
Posted by El Trompo Punietas!!! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

It's been a while...

Well it has been a really long time since I have posted my thoughts and happenings on this thing. It kind of sucks not having a computer anymore but it has really been therapeutic for the Myspac...
Posted by El Trompo Punietas!!! on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

It's been a while...

Guess who...

Ok...guess who decided to make a comeback. Yeah, that's right...the old me. I haven't been the same me in a long time. I was trying the good boy approach to life. This is, of c...
Posted by El Trompo Punietas!!! on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:07:00 PST

Shit just flies at you...

So Saturday night was a blast. I went to see some friends at a club on the N.E. side of town and upon leaving the establishment...was promptly pulled over by an SAPD officer who shall remain nam...
Posted by El Trompo Punietas!!! on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST

Strong maybe...

LA looks like a maybe at this point...a stong maybe. I am just looking to broaden my horizons. I really want more than just what I am doing now. I don't want to be 32 or 33 years old and still just do...
Posted by El Trompo Punietas!!! on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

Stupid Commercials

Something I just had to write about...Lipozene.For those of you who don't know what Lipozene is, it's a weight loss drug being peddled through television commercials. They convey a very interest...
Posted by El Trompo Punietas!!! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

More Thoughts

It's been a while since my last post. Things have been going a little better. I just took some time to reflect on things in my life and I put them in order of importance. It helped m...
Posted by El Trompo Punietas!!! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:46:00 PST