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Cree

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About Me


My name is Chris...I'm in a band called the sleeping revolt. You probably don't care...thats cool though...frankly I wouldn't either. I'm a singer ,an actor and I fancy myself a writer but then again everyone is...I just do it better. I dream a lot, probably more than I should and I believe that anything is possible. I'm married to my best friend and I love her to death. I fucking hate when people think they know whats best for me...you don't...so fuck your mother. My wife, my band, my family and my friends are the best people I know. I love music...at times in my life it was the only thing that kept me going. I think I'm funny, my stories are usually long winded and filled with useless details but I promise you'll laugh. I like to say words like "rats" and "sheesh" because they're outdated and make me laugh. I love playing shows to crowds who aren't afraid to admit they are having fun at a rock show. I have tattoos, make up words and make ridiculous sounds for no godly reason.Check out my band at http://www.myspace.com/thesleepingrevolt or don't, that's up to you, freedom of choice, ain't that a bitch. In fact, if I don't know you or if you have a really cool webcam that you want me to check out in my spare time because you're just fOoLinG aRouNd on this myspace thing because you're at your girlfriends house and she has a myspace profile, calmly stand up, find the nearest blunt object and forcefully smash your head into it and yo dickhead, if you're trying to tell me about a sweet ringtone or some website that means up the penis, you have a virus, so change your password dumb-dumb.

My Interests

sarah, music, cooking, opie and anthony, my friends, listening to loud music in my car and looking over to person next to me rolling up their window because I'm obnoxious, the New York Yankees (OG since '85), singing, performing, writing, reading, tattoos, the look in someone's eyes when they "get it", my mothers meatballs, video games whereby I can kill shit, going to shows, sleeping, dreaming, smelling fun things, spitting, b-horror movies, acting, replacing r's with l's and vice versa, politics, being right, not minding when Im wrong, the smell of a bar at load in and load out time, I'm give to you-you fortune, sAtch, observation...

I'd like to meet:

A Muppett or someone named Glengarry or Glenross

Music:

AFI, Alkaline Trio, A Perfect Circle, As I Lay Dying, At the Drive-in, Black Sabbath, Bob Marley, Boysetsfire, Bright Eyes, Cave In, Circa Survive, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, Cursive, Damien Rice, Dean Martin, Death From Above 1979, Deathcab for Cutie, Deftones, Dinosaur Jr., Dredg, Elliot Smith, Every Time I Die, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Fugazi, Glassjaw, Guns N Roses, He Is Legend, Head Automatica, In Flames, Incubus, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Hartman, John Coltraine, Killswitch Engage, Led Zeppelin, Mamas & The Papas Matisyahu Men Women & Children, Mighty Mother fuckin' Mos Def, Motley Crue NIN, Nirvana, Panic! At the Disco, Paulson, People in Planes, Pete Yorn, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Ray Charles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Robert Johnson, Saosin, Say Hi To Your Mom, Shecouldbeking, Sleep Station, Son House, Smashing Pumpkins, Sunny Day Real Estate, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, The Allman Brothers Band, The Beatles, The Clash, The Cure, The Doors, The Mars Volta, The Police, The Postal Service, The Rolling Stones, The Strawberry Alarm Clock, Thrice, Thursday, Tool, U2, Wilco, Yak Ballz

Movies:

Made, Swingers, Silence of the Lambs, Return of the Living Dead, Snatch, Full Metal Jacket, Office Space, Half Baked, Friday, Anything with Christopher Walken, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Casino, Pi, Memento, Predator, The Doors, Fight Club, Oceans Eleven, The Big Lebowski, Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, Walk the Line, Anchorman, Talledega Nights & so many more.

Television:

The Food Network, The Sopranos, Curb your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Stevens Untitled Rock Show, The Ultimate Fighter...The Office (UK),Good Eats, Yankees baseball.

Books:

TRANSMETROPOLITAN -- 100 Bullets --- The Walking Dead --- The DaVinci Code, The Zombie Survival Guide, Anything by Jack Kerouac, Fallen Angels, Comic Books, Music Magazines, An American Poet...

Heroes:

My grandfather and Spider Jerusalem

My Blog

Get Ready Kiddies

Okay okay, I really never use this blog to write anything that ever resembles anything useful and Im not going to start now. I do have to alert you people to something that my good pal Brian found thi...
Posted by Cree on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:07:00 PST

go....

    ....represent independent music and listen to Yak Ballz. www.myspace.com/yakballz or Ill punch you in the face.you won't regret it.
Posted by Cree on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

sometimes its like...

gathering marbles on a slanted, slippery floor in the dark while my hands are covered in oil in the pouring rain.
Posted by Cree on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

Times, they are a'changin'

When did fortune cookies become a jip? I remember being a kid and opening a fortune cookie, reading the shit inside and then bumming hard because I wasn't sure what it meant due to its stark prof...
Posted by Cree on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:43:00 PST

Tool at NY City Center

Tool at NY City Center = quite possibly the single best show I've ever seen. Positives: Alex Grey artwork on 4 screens consecutively moving while my mind is altered is wacky. Danny Carey is a li...
Posted by Cree on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:56:00 PST

Fill it up.

It sits steaming, bubbling, paste-torn and rumble-fed. The kind that taunts, pulsates, and beats in your head. Like a cannibal to the syllable, handwritten fable, cable-car to the places where time ...
Posted by Cree on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:00:00 PST

Work hard for something so someone can steal it.

People who steal other peoples gear should be fucking killed. I'd like to be the one to do it. I'm not going to write something staggeringly profound here because there aren't enough synonyms that r...
Posted by Cree on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:01:00 PST

Paris Hilton - Change your own fucking tire.

Rules to live by. (Follow these simple rules to NOT get stuck out in the middle of New Brunswick with a flat tire and a yeast infection.) 1.) When an imposing fella walks up to two relatively unimposi...
Posted by Cree on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:25:00 PST

If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent those 2 years in college.

cold weather = shit Don't ask me if I'd rather it be sweltering hot because my answer to you sir or ma'am would be yes. I've had enough of cold weather because it makes me lower my head and neck and h...
Posted by Cree on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST

What did I learn in Las Vegas?

Ok so, I learned that Las Vegas is most definitely one of the coolest places on Earth and I really wish I could go back there sooner than later. Myself and my lovely wife went there for our honey...
Posted by Cree on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:31:00 PST