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Name

Technically, anything is edible.

About Me

I'm through with wit and have moved on the brevity.
I eat my twix bars as if they were cigars. I hate pretty much everything, yet am loved by all animals, barring my singer Chris' cat. At the moment I am overworked, undersexed, and have blended all the days of the week together into a laborious hodgepodge of putting in long days and drowning out my sorrows with eletronic distraction. On occasion, my guitar talks to me and I write songs. My mind has turned into a vicious cauldron of processed media and the numerous odd dreams and stories I come up with. I fear that soon my head will explode and my room will be painted with disheveled words and brain type goo. If I have to kill you, you will never see it coming.
What HO! MIKE AND ANDY FORM THE LEGS! BRIAN AND IAN FORM THE ARMS, AND CHRIS WILL FORM THE HEAD! TOGETHER WE FORM THE SLEEPING REVOLTRON! EMO HAIRCUTS BEWARE!!!

Also, I hate having an ingrown toenail.

My Interests

stuff

I'd like to meet:

anyone who isn't someone i wouldn't want to meet.
any cat that doesn't look exactly like the three I already have.

Music:

Fojapunmetarock.

Movies:

my sugar mommy runs her own video store. i celebrate its whole catalogue

Television:

same as above, possibly with wittier amendments

Books:

Are a valuable source of information and are vital the continued memory of cultures and peoples long since past.

Heroes:

El Chupacabre, Sasquatch, Lando Calrisian, .. ..

My Blog

oh mall, how i hate thee.

give me an omen.  give me a sign.  just do something blatant to tell me to get the hell out of this place.         Allow me to elaborate.  In honor of our...
Posted by Name on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST

Note to self

If I ever get a chance, I'm going to punch Fall Out Boy.   xoxo
Posted by Name on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

Through survey, you WILL learn more of me.

     And before you go thinking that this is a legit survey, it's not, I made it up as I will with any survey I post here.   Define Irony: A clown giving another clown's eulog...
Posted by Name on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

Fun Facty Survey tyme!!!

I should be sleeping.  instead, becuase I love my peeps, I've made my own survey again.  I'm sure that should appease the one sex bot that scans my page and barrages me with offers...
Posted by Name on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

Guess who made the Dean's List part duex

...also the same person who was very loudly proclaiming how they should be published because they write such "totally kick ass" papers.   not that i'm trying to be petty, but rouging up my achiev...
Posted by Name on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST

GUESS WHO MADE DEAN'S LIST???

Hmmm let's see   is it the same person who spelt (LIMOUSINE) LIMOSCENE?   unfortunately, yes it is.   thank good i'm not in college anymore.   xoxo Ian   p.s. i having written...
Posted by Name on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

What do you do when...

you drink yourself sober and have to wake up early?   you bake.   you get up and you bake the best damn cookies and cheesecake a man can bake.   ...and then you get hammered again....
Posted by Name on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST

Dear new york city

     Please stop having horrible traffic, worse parking, and no meandering zombies.  resolution of these problems would make it more likely for me to want to make return trips...
Posted by Name on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

If any of you out there have any love for me...

...you'd cryogenically freeze me until they find a cure for annoying.     xoxo
Posted by Name on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

long days build character, character is useful when looking at coffins...

     Dear heaven I love coffee and it's acidic, beany siren-call.  These weekends off are doing nothing to help me recoup from all the work we've been doing so I've had to mak...
Posted by Name on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST