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Wesley

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"We cant stop here... this is bat country!" (Fear and Loathing)
Excuse me... I saw you from across the party, and I felt compelled to tell you something... You have an absolutely breathtaking hiny. I mean that things good. I mean I wana be friends with it!... Do you know who I am?...
I dont know how to put this, but im kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather bound books and my appartment smells of rich mahogany... I'm friends with Merlin Olson... He comes over on occasion... Just kidding, sometimes i mix myself up with Ron... I live to surf, snowboard, go and hang out with my friends! I graduated ucsb with an art studio degree and a minor in art history. Now i help run my family buisness in Goleta. But seriously, i get to drive a tractor at work and I make good money... Im a happy camper! How ever. I wouldnt mind makeing a bit more money so i can hook up my 05 f150 Baja style! ... oh and it says that im moving on my profile but im not going anywhere... i just cant seem to find out how to fix that area of my profile!
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Disclaimer: I didnt write this but it fits my personality pretty well
Sagittarius is the clown and truth-speaker of the Zodiac. He feels imbued with the wisdom and knowledge of the ages, yet constantly searches for more. His bow, ever aimed toward some lofty goal, is drawn precisely and with good intentions.The Sagittarius bounds through life with the confidence and optimism of one who is blessed. There is no possibility of failure, because Sagittarius knows there is a good and just reason for everything that happens in life. The Sagittarius may seem naive - unable to perceive wrongdoing in himself or others. He possesses an innocence of spirit that allows him to see through the evils and into the goodness in the hearts of everyone. He is friend to all, lover of animals and children. To the Sag, all creatures possess the utmost goodness and beauty, and thus are worthy of his earnest appreciation.The Sagittarius will travel far and wide in search of more knowledge about his world. He loves to learn, teach, expand and find truth - thus his interest in philosophy, religion and other cultures. He moves quickly and independently as he is so sure of his own choices, which are always pure, honest and well-meaning.Sagittarius thrives on action, motion, knowledge, progress and spirituality. He is known to be athletic, and sometimes clumsy - occasionally tripping over his feet, or tongue. Always looking ahead, he can tap into the future. He seems to know instinctively what's coming up next....
Your ChallengeYour Sagittarius man likes the bachelor life more than most signs, so getting him to commit may take some doing. Freedom is something he values enormously and it's crucial for him to be able to do what he wants to do.How To Handle Him"Mens sanis in corpore Sagittarius" Sag has so much energy he will need some sort of regular exercise to keep him from going completely mental. If he needs to spend what you believe to be inordinate amounts of time at the gym, don't hassle him-- humor him instead. (You won't be able to win this one anyway). Enjoy his beautiful shoulders and abs and glutes and tell him he looks just like the Diet Coke man.Sag is great because they always tell the truth, but sometimes hearing unvarnished truth can be rough on the rest of us. They have no sense of diplomacy, so if you ask their opinion, be ready to hear it! In love, Sag needs lots of sex and sports but he has an equal need for an intellectual partner. He will want his woman to stay up to date on political issues and trends and he will enjoy lively and even heated debates. If he needs regular nights out with the boys, say "fine." Nothing spoils a relationship faster for a Sag than a sense of claustrophobia.The more things you do in the great outdoors, the better, for he likes to be in expansive space. You know where this is all leading in terms of your seduction--your Sagittarius lover would be thrilled if you suggested making love al fresco. This could be a problem if you are moved to do this in winter and live in a freezing region of the country. Since Sag is the sign of the centaur, chances are he likes horseback riding, so how about seducing him in the barn on top of an old-fashioned hay stack? Start by telling him how perfect his riding "seat" is and how you couldn't get your eyes off him. Since Sagittarius is the sign ruling the thighs, gently stroking him there will drive him wild with desire. If the weather is warmer, seduce him out in the wide open spaces, in a private, lush and green setting, under the full moon and stars. Can you think of anything more romantic?..."dont act like you're not impressed!!!"
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Baethan O'Kelly What's your Irish Name?This is my dragon fetus named Norbert I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

Outrigger paddeling is my new thing I'm totaly addicted to. Go SBOCC!!! Outrigger racing rocks!
surfing, snowboarding, hikeing/camping, trail running out on the bluffs neer elwood, baseball (go yankees), painting and drawing sometimes.. I'm kinda burnt out from college

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet micky mantle, bob marley, jack johnson, ben franklin, Jimmy hendrix, jim morason, kelly slater, laird hammelton and lots of other famous people. As far as normal people go, anyone thats up for haveing a good time. Im a pretty real person so any fake people or liers need not aply. OH, and I have a girlfrined now ; )

Music:

Ill listen to anything but im a rock fan, 99.9, 92.9 107.7 are all interchangeable in my car. I dont listen to CD's much because I like the suprize of seeing what songs coming up next!

Movies:

There are so many, ive seen so many, i dont know top gun ranks up there with my all time favorites. So does the goonies... Im an 80's child, what can i say... oh and then theres anchorman and zoolander... who gets into a tragic gasoline fire "accident" anyway?

Television:

I pretty much only watch HBO and Comedy Central if i watch tv at all. The daily show, dead wood, the supranos and southpark are great!

Books:

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Heroes:

I use to have heros as a kid like roger clemons. To be honet Heroes only lead to pipe dreams. I wish i never had heros or id probbaly would have studied more in school and concintrated less on baseball. Then again society is warped, if scientists and peace keepers were our heros, instead of sports stars, the world would be a better place. Oh and if anyones hero is george w bush, they should be shot

My Blog

30 random ass questions

1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship?---> Ended in heartbreak... but we're both doing really well now ; )2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?---> When I was 7 (oops no...
Posted by Wesley on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:42:00 PST

The gift of life!

So I'm watching the sapranos right now. Which has been fantastic this season. But Tony is talking to his shink and has the most TRUE thought about life I've ever heard. He said, "I understand that ...
Posted by Wesley on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:48:00 PST

T's brithday weekend of debotchary

So im really sorry if i totaly offended anyone this weekend in my drunken stuper! SB was off the chain as usual and we all got way to blasted for our own good. But honestly i felt like a complete de...
Posted by Wesley on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:14:00 PST

Global warming and polititions

So i was watching tv today and a guy put global warming in perspective for me. It seems like our current administration is not takeing global warming as seriously as they should. The guy on the tv p...
Posted by Wesley on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:10:00 PST

Global warming and polititions

So i was watching tv today and a guy put global warming in perspective for me. It seems like our current administration is not takeing global warming as seriously as they should. The guy on the tv p...
Posted by Wesley on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:10:00 PST

whatever, im fucking tired of this bullshit

So i get up, go to work, go to the gym, go home, go to bed, get up, work, gym, bed, up, work, maybe skip the gym, bed.... its getting tedious people! theres been no surf lately and i go to bed alone ...
Posted by Wesley on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:26:00 PST

Who the hell is number 1 in my top 8

1. name: Travis "the balls" Turner 2. age: 23 3. birthday: May, 7th 1982... what a gay birthday 4. how long have you known this person: Since May, 7 1982... I had to live with the prick for 2...
Posted by Wesley on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:54:00 PST

someone has to say it

Fuck Valintines day! Fuck it right in its big huge heart shaped ass. Theres more people in this world that are lonely and frankly fucking sick of dealing with the bullshit and fucked up feelings that ...
Posted by Wesley on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:17:00 PST

Shitty OC surf

Why the fuck is it that every time theres a god damn good swell in the OC all the beaches close out. This place sucks major ass at holding any good swell. Id give my as to be back in sb today! You ...
Posted by Wesley on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:34:00 PST

My fall rant...Fall blows my ass

Ok im upset! Summer is over and that really sucks. Not because you all have to go back to school or your vacations are over and you have to go back to work, but because i hate fall weather!!! It ca...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST