One of the keys to life is drinking plenty of water. My favorite way to drink water is to put it in a tray, make ice cubes, then put one of those cubes into a big ol' glass of scotch. Sometimes I get so drunk that I can't feed the baby. Thats what I call myself when I'm drunk.... "The Baby".
Drink responsibly.
College corrupted me. I wish I could go back. My hair cream dispenser looks like a hot pink vibrator. I can never seem to keep my room clean and I own too many things. My brother never fails to leave the toilet seat up. I enjoy finding money in strange places and laying on the beaches of IV late at night. I have had several people offer to lick my freckles off. I never wear sunglasses indoors. If I could get away with it, I would never wear shoes. I love photography and I own 4 copies of every picture I have ever taken. I wish I had my long hair back, but it is keeping a young child warm so I'm okay with that.
Vicki --
[noun]:
An erotic popsicle
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