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About Me

I'm 19, I'm a laid back person, non-confrentational, Freshman @ San Francisco State University. My Favorite thing to do is listen to music. Melodic rock anything from Goo Goo Dolls to Killswitch Engage (occasionally) New Music Junkie I'm also known as "zip-lock", long story... I want to play Twister in an elevator with random people. I'll send in a tape to the Real World sometime. I call my friend's car a "Pussy Magnet" because he ran over a cat. I pull for the Underdog always. I don't understand why UFC is cool. I have to rate every movie I see on Flixster, I just have to. Even old disney channel original ones... What's the point of Wingdings? How come the black crayon always ends up being purple? I Do Not Practice random acts of douchebaggery. I think the freaky girl from "The Breakfast Club" is hot until she gets a make-over. Why don't Indians ever have Facial hair? I don't understand how kids didn't like the show "Doug". I want to tell Lewis Black to just shut up. I do Thizz Face. I resisted ordering Zoo Books even with the free tiger poster. I don't like cocky people. I like pizza. I work for the Live 105 Action team (not witty, but it's true) I don't understand why Vampire Weekend is so cool. (They're a band) "Doosh" is not a sound effect. I have a bagel obsession. Girl who wear high heels make me feel short. I like doing manly chores. What Makes Swedish Fish Swedish? I don't know how to fix a car. I can not lick my elbow. You should try and swallow a spoonful of cinnamon, try it. I dare you. Oatmeal raising cookies are deceiving, I just want chocolate chip I like Calistoga. Just eat the whole cupcake, don't lick the frosting off first. My Faux Hawk is everlasting. I finished in 5th place in my elementary school spelling bee (an asian girl beat me). Music All Geometry is Hard Brendon Buckley's Journal is amazing. Sarcasm rocks. I play a mean air guitar. I've got a problem with ice Cream cake. No, I will not take Bob Saget out of my Top 20. Talk to me. Yee.My Top 10 played Artists from Last.FM Last weekMY MOST RECENTLY PLAYED SONGS:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

STROKE 9BUTCH WALKERYES!
THRIVING IVORY ....SPEAK SO SOFTLYBOB SAGET!

Music:

I decided to get all alphabetical with this, check out heroes for my favorite artist: = Favorites 10 Years 16 Frames 1969 30 SECONDS TO MARS 311 32 Leaves 7Sharp9 A Change of Pace ACCEPTANCE ADAM RICHMAN Adelayda Adelitas Way Afters, The After Edmund Agents Of the Sun Alexander Seier Alexisonfire All-American Rejects, The All Time Low AMERICAN RADIO Amity Lane ANBERLIN Angels & Airwaves Anix, The Appearance, The APRIL SIXTH Argument, The Armchair Cynics Article A Article One Ataris, The Army of Anyone Army of Me Audition, The AUDRYE SESSIONS AUGUSTANA AUTOMATIC BLACK Automatic Loveletter Avenged Sevenfold AVERI Bain Mattox Barcelona Better Than Ezra Between the Trees Big 10-4 Big City Rock Billy Talent BINOCULAR BLACK LAB Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Blessid Union Of Souls BLEU Blind Bloodhound Gang Blue October Brave Citizens Breaking Benjamin Brian Melo Brightwood Brinck Broken Iris Broken Sunday Bullet For My Valentine BUTCH WALKER (God) Calling, The Camp Freddy CANDLEFUSE Carlotta Cauterize Caviar Cavo Cherry Monroe Children 18:3 "Chris Glover" CHRONIC FUTURE Circa Survive Circleside Citizen Cope City & Colour (Dallas Green) CITY SLEEPS Class of '98, The Clear Static Click Five, The Cloud Ten Cobra Starship Cold-Hot-Crash Collective Soul Color Fred, The Colourside Conditions Dakona Dalton DAMONE Daughtry Dead Poetic Dean Geyer Derek Daisey DEXTER FREEBISH Dishwalla Dive Dredg Dropline DROPPING DAYLIGHT DUKE, THE Dykeenies, The Edgewater Egypt Central Eighteen Visions Evaline Evans Blue Evan Deas EVE 6 Ever Stays Red EXIES, THE Faber Drive Fags, The Fair Faktion Fall Out Boy Family Force 5 Fastball Fatis Valour Faulter Feeder Fifth Year Crush Finalist, The Fireflight Five Star iris Flight 409 Flipsyde Flyleaf FM Static Fold, The FONO Foo Fighters Foreign Oren Forever The Sickest Kids Format, The FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE Friday Night Boys, The FRAY, THE Fuel Full Out Freak Future of Forestry Getaway Plan, The Gillmor Glass Intrepid God Or Julie Goo Goo Dolls Graduate, The Graham Colton Gratitude GREATNESS IN TRAGEDY Green Day (New) Greenwheel Grey Holiday GUFS, THE HappyEndings Harsh Krieger Hawk Nelson Headrush Head Automatica Heartstop HEDLEY Hodges Holiday Parade Honestly Honor By August Idle Sons Incubus Inept Ingram Hill INNERPARTYSYSTEM Invisible, The ISM Ivoryline Jack McManus Jadon Lavik Jak Paris Jealousy Curve Jeremy Fisher Jerome Madigan Band Jet Lag Gemini Jimmy Eat World JJ Appleton Joe Hedges Jon McLaughlin Jonezetta Jordan Jordan Leech Josephine Collective Joy In Tomorrow Justin Nozuka Just Jack JUST SIX SPACES Ken Andrews Kiff Killers, The Kill The Alarm Krim Kyle Riabko Last Goodnight, The Less, The Life of Riley Lifehouse Linkin Park LIT LONG-VIEW Lorene Drive Lost Anthem LOSTPROPHETS Love.45 Lovedrug Lovers + Liars Lovex LOW MILLIONS Low Vs Diamond Luna Halo Lucky Boys Confusion Lydia Madelyn MADINA LAKE Madside Mae Maine, The Magna-Fi Makeshift Romeo Margot & The nUclear So & So's Marry a Thief Marty Casey & Lovehammers Mat Kearney Matt Nathanson Matt Wertz Matt White MARVELOUS 3 Melee Men Women & Children Mercy Mercedes MERRIL BAINBRIDGE Metro Station Michael Warren Michael Tolcher Midtown Minipop Miser Mobile Modern Day Zero Monarch Monday in London MONDAY MORNING Moses Mayfield Mother's Anthem Motion City Soundtrack MRNORTH Music, The Mute Math My American Heart My Chemical Romance My Favorite Highway NEEDTOBREATHE New Atlantic [New] Shining, The Neve Nevertheless Northmont No Address No More Kings Northern Room Number One Gun Nural O.A.R. October, The Off By One Offspring, The Of Sound Mind Old 97's Omnisoul ONEREPUBLIC One Less Reason Open Hand Orson Oslo Our Lady Peace Outmatch Over It Palmerston Pandemic Panic! At the Disco Papa Roach PARIS TEXAS Patrick ryan Clark Pat Monahan Paul Alan Pepper People in Planes Pistolita Plain White T's Plunge Powerspace PRIME STH QUIETDRIVE RADFORD Rasmus, The Red Red Handed Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Red Letter Agent Red Letter Print Reggie & the Full Effect Relient K Rene Thomas Revelation Theory Rise Against Rocco Deluca & The Burden Rocket Summer, The ROOSTER Ross Copperman Run Kid Run Ruth Ryan Star Safetysuit Sanctus Real SAOSIN SCHAEFFER Scott Simons Script, The Seabird Search/Rescue Search The City Secret and Whisper Semisonic Sense Field Settings Sherwood SHINEDOWN Shiny Toy Guns Shotgun Rules SICK PUPPIES Silversun Pickups Silvertide Sinch SIXX:A.M. Skies of America, The SKILLET Social Code Something Corporate Sophomore Attempt, The Soular Sparta Spill Canvas, The Splender SR-71 Stabilo Stars In December Starfield START TROUBLE State of Man State of Shock Stephen Lynch StorySide:B Story of the Year Strata STREETS, THE STROKE 9 Submersed Sugarbomb SUGARCULT Sullivan Sum 41 SUMMER OBSESSION, THE Swirl 360 Taking Back Sunday Tal Bachman Tender Box, The Terminal Test Your Reflex There For Tomorrow Third-Eye Blind This Beautiful Republic This Day & Age This World Fair Thornley Three Days Grace Thrice THRIVING IVORY Through a Glass Transmatic Travis TRUSTCOMPANY Turning, The Tyler Read Udora Under The Influence of Giants Undeserving, The Unwritten Law Used, The UVR Val Emmich VANISHED, THE Van Tramp VIRGIL Virgin Millionaires Wakefield Waking Ashland Waltham War, The Watershed Wavorly The Way It Breaks We The Kings WEEZER What Made Milwaukee Famous White Silver Whitest Light, The Wideawake Wired All Wrong Young Love Zach Fisher Band Zinc Ziv Butch Walker-Don't Move

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Movies:

Independence Day, Iron Man, Heart & Souls, Cloverfield, Gremlins 2, King Kong, The Big Lebowski, Minority Report, Not Another Teen Movie, SAW BLOOD DIAMOND I need to see more movies... SNAKES ON A PLANE Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle Anchorman Hook, Office Space Napoleon Dynamite Jay & Silent Bob... Saving Silverman Assault on Precinct 13 Wedding Crashers

Television:

I watch Sports, Comedy, Don't watch many shows besides these: South park Family Guy The Colbert Report The Pick-up Artist Sportscenter, Fuse , Oven fresh, MTV2, CDUSA, Comedy Central in general, IMF ROCKSTAR SCRUBS RENO 911!

Books:

My Pocket Spanish Dictionary Catch-22 Harry Potter Series Slaughterhouse 5

Heroes:

STROKE 9Butch Walker30 Seconds To MarsBlack LabAnberlin

My Blog

Years Never Fly By...

I try to convince people that their 2007 did not "fly by" and it's simple to do so.Make 'em think about January & February, or how long ago summer was, that'll get them thinking. & if they still decid...
Posted by Dallas on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:15:00 PST

Not the Big 2007 Recap or Anything...L.A.

That will be bigger...not as big as some past ones, but still, bigger than this one.I know what you're thinking...Get your mind out of the gutter.Listening to the world's-most-hated comedian right now...
Posted by Dallas on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:39:00 PST

My Roommate is wearing eye liner...I no longer question these things.

O, it's all in good fun, but it never surprises me when the roommie comes back from the 6th floor with clear nail polish that turns pink in the sun.Fun kid.Broke my electric tooth brush tonight, shit....
Posted by Dallas on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

No, I will not change my Display name to "McLovin’"

I mean the movie was awesome and everything, but no.I tell you about college in here too.Random thought...On the Mac 'n' cheese box it says "Now with Real cheese".I say, "Fuck, then what was I eating ...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:41:00 PST

Oh *^%$, I'm Graduating

O Holy F*#! I'm Graduating.It's the kinda thing you never actually imagine yourself doing, Hell, I never even saw myself as a Senior, that's just weird. High School for me began with my Human Interact...
Posted by Dallas on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:18:00 PST

Embracing My Jew Side? High Scool almost done

My friends... Titty Fuck Add to My Profile | More Videos & One of the best music videos I've ever seen, and yes That is Mr. belding. (For any Karate Kid fan) Truth is, I've never even re...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

O Damn, I'm Legal

Damn it people, Maui Fever sucks. They're actors with a damn script if you weren't aware of that. Seriously, one of the guys on the cast was in "Lords of Dogtown". I do feel much smarter after watchin...
Posted by Dallas on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

This Ain't a Blog, It's a God Damn Life story (She Fell In a Bush, I Laughed)

Yay for long blog titles. "Then my Life is dull & drab compared to yours." Is what he said, people, (aside from the fact that I hated that the guy put himself down like that), don't think that whe...
Posted by Dallas on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

2006: A Metrospective

Why a Metrospective? Because People still call me metro...Truth is I haven't worn an abercrombie shirt in months. Actually no one calls me metro anymore, those people still call me "Zip-Lock". Today I...
Posted by Dallas on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

Now They Call me "Zip-Lock"

Yesterday some girl said "Damn, that dude is short!" Come on now, I'm 5'8'' (On a Good Day) I was standing next to a 6' 5'' guy. Not Fair. Watched midgets play basketball tonight. 4'10'' guy was the "...
Posted by Dallas on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST