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židovský devce

You wanted me, it's so easy to see the simple truth. But most of all, nothing couldn't be solved whe

About Me


Jen dve veci smrdí jako ryba a jedna z nich je ryba.
Oko za oko, zub za zub.

I am nice, unless you are trying to piss me off. Then I pretty much kill you while you are sleeping. Message me, or massage me. I also make wicked good flans and cheesecakes.

Boat?

I edited my profile with my own motherfucking knowledge of HTML, bitches!

My Interests

Fuck the fashion industry. These are my brands.

Summer 2006, Crater lake.
My favorite hiking companion.

Look-at those tan-lines... I like hyphens. A lot.

I'd like to meet:

J poteba a k potkat njak lick eny! JÁ Amor prekrásný ,,eny , aby ne of více dule,,itost ar clen urcitý rys of cestnost a bytost druh.

I want to meet tofuD2.

Vrána k vráne sedá, rovný rovného si hledá.

Music:


I hate Jack Johnson.

And I was in band. Yes.

Regina Spektor is fucking beautiful and talented.

This is me in SF. We were touring, and even when we weren't at a performance, something musical ended up in my hands. I am like Magneto. I swear.

I am looking for good musicians to play with. Any person, any sound, just want to get some shit out, musiclovejamsound.

Movies:

Recently, I saw I ♥ huckabees. It was real good.

Television:

We don't have a tv. And it feels good!

Books:

Currently, I am reading Lolita. I'm not sure how I feel about it, but I can't really stop reading.

mmm... Vonnegut. Orwell, Camus, Sidaris. Tasty.
I really like books. They are so delicious.

..

It isn't that I hate Harry Potter, just the fanatical following. Actually, I do just hate Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Smelli Helli, Kid [Gangster], Boomer, K-dog, Ms. Robinson, Eduardo, my siamese twin [better half], Rita [A-town, you know.], Caroline [garbage], Erin [slutty redhead], Charlee [effing MV], Jew Nelson, Big white chocolate, Haleykins, Susan [hella strong], Wendy, Alex [tall girl], Alex [coke-head], T.S. [Boston, whatwhat!], Plaid lad, Keith, Dre, Jesse, Boner, Evan, Bubba, Mr. Denherder, Mr. McButtah, Nick [pirish], mein Wilhelm, and cousin. Also, both of my crews, sailing and venture.
So this is my uncle. He lives in Las Vegas. (This is actually a picture of Mr. Clean. But they totally look the same.)

Caroline is my percussion hero!!! Even though she is garbage!

Ladies, ladies...

Hey Booyyy!

"Dlnci of len urit svt , tebe mt nic a k nestihnout vlak aby ne tvj pouta. jednat ve shod!"

My Blog

Why for with the relocation.

If I was born blind, I wouldn't mind so much not being able to see. Were I blinded now- devastation.If I were born deaf, and never knew the sounds of the world; life goes on.Were I made deaf now, I w...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:18:00 PST

Neither good nor bad. Weak nor strong.

Needing something to do, I started dinking around on the internet. In doing so, I realized a few things. Things I was aware of previously, but not to the extent I have just seen. Namely that real-l...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:00:00 PST

erroneous pontification

Cats will not, under any circumstance, with any supplement, be healthy under a vegetarian or vegan diet. Tofu, the primary source of protein used in homemade feline cat food, has been shown in numerou...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

Today I engaged in epic battle.

Usually dairy just disagrees with me, sometimes punches me in the stomache, whatev.  I can deal with that.  But today, it was full on battle.  Unexpected.  I was sitting at the com...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

I was tired, and I wanted you to bring me up.

I am tired. And a bit drunk. And I want to go home. And by home, I mean where you are.   PS:  Holy shit, what is up with my twenty-five blog viewings this week?  And seventeen today?&nb...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:33:00 PST

Well yeah.

Have you ever been so completely wrong about a situation or person for no reason?  It sucks.  And then you feel like an ass.   I really don't like being sick.  I think today is the...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:09:00 PST

Memo.

Memo DATE: ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />May 7, 2007 TO: Politicians FROM: li3a SUBJECT: Why I am a big queerbagPurpose This memo addresses the issue of...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:09:00 PST

Congrats.

Like a slap across the face with your mouth full of marbles a set of brass nuks fighting from the inside out walking on lava after cutting off your feet swallowing a live viper carrying all your eggs ...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

Just in case.

I don't dream about killing you anymore.That doesn't mean I don't think about it when I am awake.   When you didn't hear from me in weeks, you didn't bother to push seven buttons. I care so littl...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST

rail

Eyes watering.  Red, puffy.Because I am on the rail. The shaking stops, I am going to be okay.Because I am on the rail. When you're on the rail, you've got to watch for trains.   fuckfuckfuc...
Posted by ~idovský devce on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST