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Will

"you can be a king, or you can be a streetsweeper. but we all dance with the grimreaper"

About Me


What..s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
The Car Key
You're in to brutally ripping apart people's faces with keys while they're down. No one knows how you got the key, cuz you're too much of a thug to own anything you'd need a key for. Oh well.

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I like working on cars. I do engine work, body work, customization, a little bit of suspension work. I can lower cars, lift truck, pretty much whatever. Seems like I'm always fixing friends cars. I have an '85 Bronco I'm in the process of dropping a bigger engine into. Then probably a 10" lift or so, Detroit lockers front and back, a few other things, then like some 38" boggers. I also have a '97 Saturn coupe that I'm in the process of making faster, and painting and such stuff. I'm gonna paint it red, I want a red car. I'm trying to find a Tsunami Edition spoiler off of a Celica, but they're pretty rare. I like rock climbing, kayaking, and swimming. That kind of shit. I like movies a lot. I like ice cream. It's tasty. I like coffee. I dunno. I like going out and doing things. I love swimming. And the water. I think I already put that.
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My Interests

I started playing bass guitar again, so that's pretty cool. I'm getting back into photography, switching from film to digital... digital SLR cameras are expensive!

Hi I'm Will. Are you drunk enough to go home with me?
Save a tree.. eat a beaver
I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it...
Safe sex in Montana is putting an X on the sheep that kick...
What good is minin' nose gold if you can't share it with the townspeople...
I can't pay the rent, I'm not fueled by Satan...
Are you insane? No. I'm a pirate...!

It's hard to tell what's going on at first, we were filming this at night. The hole in the roof was from a microwave that almost chopped off my head. I forgot to film that one.

Welding, cars, that kind of stuff. Autobody and custom work is my newest hobby.

Boondock Saints
Trailer Park Saints

I'd like to meet:

I dunno. Cool people. Haha

Music:

I like a lot of different types of music. I like some Classic Rock (like The Doors), Mindless Self Indulgence (whatever genre that is), alternative, some rap - but not much.40 Below Summer Abandoned Pools Accept AC/DC Acid Bath Adema Aerosmith AFI Alex parks Alien Crime Syndicate Alien Sex Fiend American Hi Fi Anabolic Frolic Andrew WK Anthrax Anti=Flag As I Lay Dying Atreyu Audioslave Avenged Sevenfold B-52's Bad Boy Bill Barenaked Ladies Barry Adamson Basement Jax Beastie Boys Beck Bee Gees Benny Benassi Berlin Project Bikini Kill Bill Chase Billy Idol Black Label Society Black Sabbath Bline Melon Bloodhag Bloodhound Gang Blue Oyster Cult Blur Bob Dylan Bob Marley Bob Rivers Box Car Racer Brad Paisley Brand New Brutal Juice Bush Butthole Surfers Cake Camp Freddy Candiria Cannibal Corpse Carcass Catholicon Caviar Chemical Brothers Cherry Poppin Daddies Chimaira Christ Inversion CKY Clay People Clown Coal Chamber Cold Corporate Avenger Cradle of Filth Cronic Disorder Crossbreed Crstal Method Cure Custom Cypress Hill Danzig Dark Lotus David Allen Coe Deadsy Deep Purple Deftones Dire Straits Disturbed Dog Fashion Disco Dope Down Dresden Dolls Dropkick Murphys Drwoning Pool Dry Cell Dry Kill Logic Dwarves Dynamite Hack Eagles Eighth Ground Everclear Fat Boy Slim Fear Factory Filter Finger Eleven Franz Ferdinand Fuel Garbage Genitorturers Ghetto Boys Godhead Godsmack GreenDay Guster Swar harry Nilsson Harvey Danger Haste hatebreed Helloween Henry Phillips Himsa Hole Ill Nino Incubus Iron Butterfly Jerry Cantrell Jimmy Buffet Johnny Cash Keith Anderson Kill Hannah Killswitch Engaged Kittie KMFDM KoRn L7 Leonard Cohen Lit Little Big Town Lords of Acid Louis XIV Ludacris Lustra Machine Head Marcy Playground Marilyn Manson Matisyahu Megadeath Melvins Metallica Mindless Self Indulgence Ministry Misfits Modest Mouse Morbid Angel Morissey Motorhead Mudvayne Nelly New Order Mickelback Nightwish Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Nonpoint narma Jean NWA Oasis Obsession Orgy Otep Ozzy Osbourne pantera Papa Roach Perfect Circle Pigface Pink Floyd Pixies Placebo Powerman 5000 Pretty Girls Make Graves Primer 55 Primus Prince Prodigy Puddle of Mudd Queen Queens of the Stone Age Radiohead Rammstein Razed in Black Red Hot Chili Peppers Reggie and the Full Effects REM Richard Cheese Ritual Roachpowder Rob Zombie Romeo Void Santana Scum of the Earth Self Shadows Fall Shortie Simon and Garfunkel Sir Mix a Lot Skinlab Slaves on Dope Slayer Slipknot Smash Mouth Smile Empty Soul Snoop Dog Snot Society One Soft Cell Soil Spooky Kids Static-X Stone Sour Sublime System of a Down Tenacious D B-52's The Caesars The Doors The Dresden Dolls The Offspring The Presidents of the United States of America The Shins The Sins of thy Beloved The Smashing Pumpkins The Smiths The Streets The Toyes The Used The Ventures The White Stripes The Who The Yeah Yeah Yeah's Tim McGraw Toby Keith Tool Trace Adkins Transplants Tub Ring Type O Negative U2 Union Underground Violent Femmes Wall of Voodoo Weezer Wheatus White Zombie Wreckx N Effect
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Movies:

My favorite movie is Pulp Fiction. Well, was. Now it's a tie between Pulp Fiction and Boondock Saints. Grandma's Boy is my favorite comedy, along with Beerfest. Hannibal Rising was awesome. Also gotta respect the Grindhouse double feature, with it's 70's feel. I also like Fight Club, most Quentin Tarantino movies, Full Metal Jacket, Natural Born Killers, the original Night of the Living Dead, all of the Evil Deads, and Anchorman. Resident Evils (can't wait for the 3rd one), and many other zombie movies. I like killing movies, comedies, and cheesy zombie movies.

Television:

TRAILER PARK BOYS!!!
Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, almost anything on speed channel, Monster Garage, pretty much every show about cars.

Books:

Harry Potter...

Heroes:

Julian, from Trailer Park Boys. And Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

Tattoo

Well, it is time for another tattoo. I want something on my arm, but I can't figure out what. I was thinking about a rose, like wilting and dying. But I can't find a good picture of one. If you have a...
Posted by Willy B! on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST