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Will

I tell ya I am just a fella with a one-track mind

About Me


I'm just a-gallivantin' about-the-town type of guy without a care

You know you're from South Jersey if you believe Wawa is not a store, it's a religion

My Interests



Monster toys.

The Big Bang.
"The Cosmos is all that is, or ever was, or ever will be." - Carl Sagan

Evolution.
"From so simple a beginning, endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved." - Charles Darwin

I'd like to meet:



Jane Fonda c. Klute. Fight the power, foxy lady!

Pam Beesley.

Music:

Currently in rotation:

Movies:

Best horror film of the new century.


Television:

Anybody remember this one? Anybody?

Books:

Currently reading:

Heroes:

I like my heroes big & bold.

Yr. pal, Harlan Ellison

My Blog

What do I look for in a horror movie?

Over in one of the horror movie groups I belong to, someone asked, "What do you look for in a horror movie?" An excellent question, especially since at most any point during the day or night I am turn...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

The Sopranos

Warning: Spoilers ahead!I was quite happy with the new Sopranos episode last night.  Despite the quiet vista of the Adirondacks lake house, Tony and Carmela's visit there with Bobby Bacala a...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

"Those punk rock girls ouch!"

So Chris Dalton and I were talking about putting up old embarrassing shit about our music history, so in the interest of full disclosure, I present this little gem:"Saturday, November 11, 1989--Hey I'...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

The Dream Police

What was so wrong about my brain chemistry the other night that caused me to dream, in great detail and at some length, of attending a performance by the reunited Police? Why was I tormented by the po...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

Zero Tolerance for Intolerance

Leftist thinkers are often criticized by the right for being hypocrites in the name of political correctness since they're always going on about "tolerance" and "acceptance," and yet won't tolerate&n...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:41:00 PST

Fulci's Zombi 2

      I will get right to the point - I am not a huge fan of the original Dawn of the Dead.  A heresy, this opinion, in horror circles.  Yes, I have the poster and I lov...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:16:00 PST

The Boys from Queens

Holy shit--the plotline of one my favorite shows, Entourage, has now collided with one of my favorite bands, the Ramones.  Eric, the best friend and manager for pretty-boy actor Vincent Chase, in...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

On behalf of a breakfast cereal

Ah, found once again, one of my favorite articles from our beloved Onion. I'm particularly fond of the last paragraph. Bloodthirsty, Undead Ghoul Advocates Chocolate-Cereal Consumption January 20, 199...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST

The Gods

All quotes from "The Gods" by Robert G. Ingersoll, 1872 "Each nation has created a god, and the god has always resembled his creators. He hated and loved what they hated and loved, and he was inv...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:14:00 PST

American Fiction, Stay Away From Me

As if I needed another list of books for my to-read pile, Sunday's New York Times Book Review (http://www.nytimes.com/ref/books/fiction-25-years.html) published its collection of greatest American fic...
Posted by Trenches Full of Poets on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:47:00 PST