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mr. frog

I will eat your face!

About Me

I'm an African Clawed Frog, and i am aquatic, so don't mess with me. i will eat you if you are small enough to fit in my mouth, so you've been warned.
some of my nicknames include: cutie, pie face, tubbs, swim face, monster pie, monster face, schmutzy, schmutzy pie, dunder klumpen, puff, face pie, nutball, frogface, frogger, cutles and mr. cutie (if you're nasty).

My Interests

eating, looking for food, asking for food, eating food, floating, being very very still, bumping my head into the wall, trying to eat my filter, being cute, playing dead (freaks my roommates the fuck out! haha!), eating, looking for food, rubbing my belly on stuff, hopping, eating.

I'd like to meet:

any small animals i can put in my mouth. any people who will give me food.

Music:

styx

Movies:

dagon, godzilla, jaws, gulliver's travels starring KeroKeroKeroppi

Television:

surface, animal cops

Books:

reading is for dry folks!

Heroes:

cookie monster. i love how he eats!