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Stephz00rz

It's so cold in Alaska

About Me

Steph is the Lord and Master of the unspoken Universe. It really keeps her busy. When she's not plotting mass destruction, you can find her eat carrots in the local cabbage patch.
Number 1 Rule of Steph: Don't question her. EVER.
Second Rule of Steph: Don't talk about Steph.
She likes to lurk in the night and she fears the sunlight. She has a strict office job, that keeps her occupied during the day. She's a paper pusher, she pushes paper and also shreds important documents.
When she's relaxing she likes to kick it with a cup of tea and a good sudoku.
When she's not challenging herself mentally, she's challenging herself physically. River rafting, rock climbing, bagel hockey, rocket launching and face punching.
Her favorite color is brown.
Steph likes grapefruit
Mark Wahlberg is t3h awesome.
This is a Steph, if she looked like a pumpkin.
Perry Mason still solves all the crimes.
Steph has given up on myspace... all the words are lies. Except the ones that are truths. This could be a truth.

My Interests

Bible pushin', Perry Mason watchin', book readin', illegal doctorin', Universe rulin', tea drinkin', animal fightin', loan sharkin', bank robbin', cabbage likin', water buffalo friendin', rocket launchin', myspace lyin', cow milkin', vegetable farmin'

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, John McCain, a water buffalo, Hannah Montana, John Stamos, Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby and the Easter Bunny.

Music:

Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Billy Ocean, Billy Talent, Billy Dean, Billy Currington, Billy Ray Cyrus, Billy Corgan, Billy Crawford.

Movies:

Glitter, Battlefield Earth, Gigli, I spy, Soul Plane, Caddyshack II, Thomas Crown Affair, Kazaam, The Perfect Storm

Television:

C-span, the local sports game,

Books:

The Holy Bible by God
Origin of Species by Charles Darwin
Moby Dick by Herman Meville
The Odyssey of Homer
Crime and Punishment, by Fyodor Dostoevsky

Heroes:

Captain Planet & Perry Mason & The A-team & TOBY KEITH

My Blog

The A-team

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today,...
Posted by Stephz00rz on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:45:00 PST

So what if I like old commericials....

.. width="425" height="350">..>I take to much amusement in this.......
Posted by Stephz00rz on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST

Jack Ingram - Love You

Dang the sun; dang this dayAn' I'm just tryin' to stay outta your danged ol' wayTo heck with this; to heck with usAn' shoot if I'll ever look back on where I've beenShoot if I'll ever give away my he...
Posted by Stephz00rz on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:27:00 PST

The coolest guy on the planet.....

When I was younger I thought Zack Morris was the coolest guy on the planet. I wanted to marry him...........He may even of had some influence on me.TOGA!!!![I must now.. only use my myspace blog for r...
Posted by Stephz00rz on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:05:00 PST

Steph & Pumpkins!

Why pumpkin's are wicked? 1. They are bright and orange 2. They can grow extra small or in massive sizes. 3. They are fruits! 4. They are the official fruit of Halloween. 5. You can crave awesome exp...
Posted by Stephz00rz on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

Surveyyyyyy

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?: I cut my finger with a knife attempting to cut a frozen english muffin. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Posters, a mirror, a picture of a unicorn(shu...
Posted by Stephz00rz on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST