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Arterial Black

The only thing goin down in this car is the window, cuz your pussy staaaanks

About Me

I'm about 6'2, slim build, brown hair, and tend to be a geek. But i've grown to embrace that. I like heavier music, and the biggest band for me right now is HIM. I work at Canadian Tire and lead a fairly dull life with periods of random insanity.

Are you a pirate?

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My Interests

Interesting things.

I'd like to meet:

Ville Valo, Optimus Prime, Bruce Campbell, Quinne from the Suicide Girls, Hulk Hogan, Jon Davis, Christian Bale.

Music:

3Tards, AFI, Alien Ant Farm, Apocalyptica, The Aquabats, Beefy, Billy Talent, Bloodhound Gang, The Bravery, Buckethead, CKY, Daft Punk, Gnar Kill, Helltrain, HIM, Hypocrisy, Korn, Lovex, Lordi, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Megadeth, Minibosses, Motorhead, Mudvayne, Modest Mouse, Nine Inch Nails, Powerman 5000, Papa Roach, Plain White T's, Primus, Slipknot, Sonata Arctica, Static-X, Stone Sour, System of a Down, Static-X, The Rasmus, The 69 Eyes, To My Surprise, Turbonegro, The Raconteurs, Royksopp, Viking Skull, White Stripes, YT Cracker etc.

Movies:

Equilibrium, Lost in Translation, Punch Drunk Love, Big Trouble in Little China, Haggard, Star Wars, Evil Dead (1 and 2), Army of Darkness, The Man With The Screaming Brain, Bubba Ho-Tep, Jackass, Nightmare Before Christmas, Boondock Saints, Office Space, Terminator 1 and 2 (let's face it, the 3rd one sucked monkey nuts) Clockwork Orange... wow, a lot more that I can't think of right now...

Television:

Jackass, Viva la Bam, Wildboyz, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman; Attourney At Law, World Famous for Dicking Around, Iron Chef, Holmes on Homes (yeah the last 2 totally don't fit, but they're sweet)

Books:

If Chins Could Kill; Confessions of a 'B' Movie Actor/Make Love; the Bruce Campbell Way by: Bruce Campbell
A Clockwork Orange by: Anthony Burgess
Brain Droppings/Napalm & Silly Putty/When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops? by: George Carlin
The Alphabet of Manliness by: Maddox

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell: it's Bruce fucking Campbell. 'Nuff said. Ville Valo: Because he has an uncanny talent when it comes to songwriting, and a beautiful voice to boot. Jon Davis: The frontman for Korn, I know it's weird, but if it weren't for that band, I probably would have killed myself a long long time ago. ..

My Blog

wonderfulamazing

The kind of girl that makes a sheepish heart sing, makes me fly man, like Redbull I got wings. For a second let me tell you all this one thing, it's about my favorite girl miss wonderfulamazing.Met he...
Posted by Arterial Black on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

I will write you a song

I don't know how to make lots of moneyI got debts that I'm trying to payI can't buy you nice things, like big diamond ringsBut that don't mean much anywayI can't give you the house you've been dreamin...
Posted by Arterial Black on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:49:00 PST

Bitter? Me? Naaaaah

Compelled to Give It's February again. This can mean only one thing: the dreaded, compulsory Valentine's Day is just around the corner. If you forgot, fear not: the onslaught of TV and radio commercia...
Posted by Arterial Black on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

Anticipation

Okay so another update, christmas passed, got myself a Wii and I love the fucking thing (although my arms are killin me from wii sports, mainly baseball) New Years was great, and I was pleased to rece...
Posted by Arterial Black on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:06:00 PST

Back in the picture

So, actual update this time almost christmas, w00t, i'm lookin forward to having more than one day off. I'm looking forward to next year, because things just keep gettin better for me. '05 was shit, b...
Posted by Arterial Black on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:37:00 PST

Wow... just wow.

Alright slackasses, I know you've been just waiting for my next fucked up dream and here it is with it's excessive amounts of violence and nonsensical details!For whatever reason I dreamed I was a mem...
Posted by Arterial Black on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

Haikus

I don't like HaikusThey lack a real rhyming schemeThis is Haiku, damn.I enjoy boobiesThey can come in fun sizesI motorboat themWhy do I go onHaiku is not poetryI need a pepsiI will waste more timeMicr...
Posted by Arterial Black on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

Hmm interesting...

Your Deadly Sins Envy: 80% Wrath: 60% Gluttony: 40% Greed: 40% Lust: 40% Sloth: 40% Pride: 20% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46% You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic. How'>http://www.b...
Posted by Arterial Black on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

Lapse Catholic Church

so last night in the process of ripping the last few cds to my computer I came across my Dennis Leary albums and was completely reminded of a beautiful, intense rant. And for those who suck, i'm gonna...
Posted by Arterial Black on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:26:00 PST

Chokin chicks and sodomy

Blah, i'm bored. Still not really content with things right now. Whatever, i'm really not in the mood to bitch right now. Today was my first day off in the last week, and the only one I have off ...
Posted by Arterial Black on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST