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THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!!

why do all my dreams extend just around the riverbend?

About Me

if you wanna see pics that aren't in my 'view more pics' thingy or any photography ive done then go here...
Create your own Friend Quiz hereI'm an actor. If you want to be friends with me, that's just something you're going to have to get used to. I was in Once Upon a Mattress in April playing Lady Rowena, which is basically a gloified chorus role. I have small singing and acting parts throughout the whole thing, but i wasn't a pricipal character.
In December i did a play with the Evansville Civic Theatre. I played Elma in Bus Stop by William Inge. Not exactly the biggest part, but certianly not the smallest either. I was on stage until the last half page of script and there were times I'd go PAGES without saying anything...do you know how hard that is? well...it is...so..there!
im really into the arts, i write poetry and stories and things like that and i love to paint tho i haven't really gotten to in a while, i do some photography when inspiration finds me. you can click on the link above and see some stuff ive done...but singing and acting are my passions...musical theatre is the greatest invention, bringing those two glorious things together. I'm really trying to get serious about my acting career. I've realized (the hard way of course) that i have a ridiculously long way to go where my career is concerned. but i'm going to use what little resources i have and that would be myspace and youtube...expect to see videos of me singing and performing monologues and things of that nature i the future...
hmm...i like batman...a lot...like...you don't even know...seriously... i really like movies...im the loser that watches the entire 8 hours of special features on dvds...so if youre into that then you may find me interesting enough to talk too...anyway, all that stuff over to the left may be a better to see what im about...
for those of you that don't know i DESPISE the space program. i feel that there are too many problems that need to be solved on OUR planet to be worrying about going to other ones. don't get me wrong, interest in space if perfectly acceptable....but perhaps Mr. George Carlin can explain it better than i.
"This is a group of social criminals. These ppl in the space program. NASholes i like to call them. In case you haven't heard, the greatest diaster for the rest of the universe is that the United States us going to Mars, ok. Oh yeah we're gonna go to Mars and then, of course, we're going to colonize deep space...with our microwave hot dogs and plastic vomit and fake dog shit and cinnamon dental floss and lemon scented toilet paper and sneakers with lights in the heels and all these other "impressive" things we've done down here. But lemme ask you this, lemme ask you this: what are we going to tell the intergalactic council of ministers the first time one of our teenage mothers throws her newborn baby in a dumpster? How are we going to explain THAT to the space ppl? How are we going to tell them that our ambassador was only late for the meeting because his breakfast was cold and he had to spend half an hour punching his wife 'round the kitchen? And what are they gonna do when they find out that it's just a local custom that over eighty MILLION women in the third world have had their clitorises forceably removed in order to reduce their sexual pleasures so they won't cheat on their husbands. Can you just SENSE how eagar the rest of the universe is to US to show up? Can you just see them out there?"
-George Carlin
Complaints and Greivances
oh man looky at this

Anarchism


100%

Green


92%

Democrat


75%

Socialist


67%

Communism


58%

Fascism


33%

Nazi


0%

Republican


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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This is my fiance Matt. And he's hotter than your boyfriend...and here's the proof...so there!
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My Interests

well batman , of course...i finally got up the nerve and audition for a play....and i got a part! it was an awesome show and i had so much fun! got another audition on the 16th! wish me luck!i'm trying to maybe get voice lessons if i end up having enough money now that i have mynew job, but we'll see.

anyhoo here are some random things that i find utterly amusing:

i love pajamas, unicorns and fairies!!!!! hot chocolate, finding change on the ground or a dollar in my pocket that i didn't know was there, sleeping in, shoes, getting kisses on my forehead and hugs from behind, cookies, cookie dough, ICE CREAM!, cookie dough ice cream, italian food, writing stories and poems and scripts, shopping, that feeling of being clean right after i get out of the shower, cuddling, looking thru catalogs at allll the stuff i can't have, dressing up, honest smiles, purple, and i love rollar coasters!!! i love them sooo much! and if you like to give massages, id love to have them!

I'd like to meet:

when asked who i would choose if i could have lunch with any three ppl, i relpied with catwoman, cleopatra, and queen elizabeth I. if you want to know why, add me so you can ask :)

i'd like to meet as many ppl as i can really. i love knowing ppl and i love talking to ppl, but if you add me you'd better talk to me cuz if you don't comment me, send messages or at least have amusing bulletins youre just wasting space on my profile and that is simply unacceptable.

others id like to meet include: batman, nightwing, poison ivy, harley quinn, the joker, john mutha f-ing williams, danny elfman, heath ledger cuz hes beautiful, chris nolan, steven spielburg, jean grey, quinten tarantino, luke skywalker. all the disney princesses, but especially belle and ariel, and my first d&d character cuz shes a fucking badass

and i'd like to meet feather man... ..

Music:

here lately i've been listening to musical and disney and disney-esque soundtracks. i'm trying to absorb as much theatre as possible. i really like what i'm asorbing too. as for normal-people music i like queen, jet, josh groban, godsmack, maroon 5, hoobastank, natalie merchant, afi, matchbox 20, reo speedwagon, the used, goo goo dolls, billy talent, hanson, joan jett, the bealtles, josie and the pussycats (i sooo have their cd) chevelle, muse, the one and only elvis, lenny kravitz and i have to mention reliant k just cuz they talk about batman in their song 'chapped lips, chapstick and something like chemistry' tho i really don't like any of their other songs. and disney songs just are the coolest. my favorites are: kiss the girl, once upon a dream, a whole new world, beauty and the beast, friend like me, reflection, just about every song on hercules, under the sea, part of your world, be our guest, youll be in my heart, everybody wants to be a cat, and if i think of more ill simply add them to the list..

Movies:

ok. here we go. V for Vendetta and sin city are cinematic perfection...thats all there is to it, so by definition they are my favorite movies...BUT if im in a mushy mood shakespeare in love or shall we dance? are my favorite picks...BUT if im just in a feel good mood and want to be happy i watch peter pan...cuz that movie just puts me in the BEST mood...im also partial to batman, batman returns, batman forever (not batman & robin cuz it sucked. bad. its an insult to all batman-ness), titian ae, beauty and the beast, sleeping beauty, the little mermaid, mulan, aladdin, ghost ship, moulin rouge, saw, the polar express, a troll in central park, thumbelina, the swan princess, X2 (god X3 broke my heart! its was so terrible!), kill bill 1 & 2, spider-man 2 (not 1 cuz it sucked, just 2), batman the mystery of the batwoman (OMG go buy it, it rocks...and i figured out who batwoman was at the same time batman did, so, therefore, i am a genius like batman)the emperor's new groove, mean girls, spice world, unbreakable (dude, thats just 1 of those movies that i was just in awe of at the end. i ♥ it), josie and the pussycats, harry potter 1, 3 & 4, the league of extraordinary gentlemen, hook, underworld evolution (strictly because of the fucking hot sex scene), return to never land, ever after, power rangers: the movie, indiana jones 1 & 3, and the goonies (that part when chunk is confessing everything, i so did that for an audition). and i have recently been introduced to the works of kevin smith and i must say all the movies hes made thus far that ive seen are fucking great.

Television:

tv?...whats this "tv" thing you speak of?...i regret to inform you all that i no longer have time for "tv," but before i became time impared i watched the following...

alias and charmed...i like stuff where women kick ass cuz i want to be like them, but im a wimp and complain too much..csi also kicks ass, the orginal, not that miami/nyc crap. vh1 is my love and im an American Idol junkie...its actually getting quite serious...i take my lunch breaks at work when i know American Idol with be on...yeah...it's CRAZ-AY...and whose line is it anyway makes me laugh so i watch it whenever possible, and so does myth busters. i have house md, friends, and avatar on dvd so i just watch those instead of actually waiting to watch it on normal tv.

Books:

i think every female should read 'hes just NOT that into you' seriously, it rocks...i also recommend Briar Rose, Forrest Gump, and the Ever World series...awesome books...especially Forrest Gump...its like 100X better than the movie and that movie rocked....the dealing with dragons series, the inkheart trilogy (id like to believe that the author and i have similar writing syles...but im not as good :(...GREAT books tho), the scarlet letter, cloudy with a chance of meatballs, underwear, the unicorn chorincles (GREAT series right there), EVERY harry potter book but especially the 4th and 6th ones, and i finished wicked a while back and it was wonderful

Heroes:

well...batman...duh...and catwoman, the whole women that kick ass thing again...but as for real ppl i would say julie andrews because she has lived my dream and shes a wonderful person. and the two most important people in my life: my sister rebecca and my fiance matt. rebecca is so talented and so dedicated to her craft. her work ethic and her ability to have fun while putting in the work to be as awesome she can be really makes me want to do the same. and matt...my matt, i love him so much. he is soooo unbelievably supportive. no matter what happens in my life, i know everything will be ok just so long as i have him.

My Blog

i hate myspace groups

im so sick of some of the groups here on myspace. i join so many about subjects im so interested in and i find out the hard way that all groups are are places for idiots to congregate without risk of ...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:10:00 PST

Restaurant Review: Yen-Ching

Congratulations! You're reading my first ever restaurant review!There's this chinese place (Yen-Ching) thats all of like a 2 minute walk from my apartment that neither me nor matt had ever gone to in ...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST

wickedly wicked wickedness

i recently finished reading the novel "Wicked"....yeah...thats right it was a BOOK first. and i must say...i give it two thumbs way way way up!first of all i have to say that i can not possibly come u...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

colors...

Kristine took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!"Wants to establish herself and make an impact desp..."Click here to read the rest of the results....
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:33:00 PST

why i love alison and arguing

alison recently wrote a blog which is totally worth reading. its "why i dislike conservatives" or something to that effect. it pertains to gay rights and i totally agree with her, i wrote her a commen...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

wow...gay marriage IS wrong!! *rolls eyes*

10 Reasons Why people think Gay Marriage is Wrong/Illegal1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.2) Gay marriage wil...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:12:00 PST

goddamnit muther fucker

Iraqi Teens Abused at Abu Ghraib, Report Finds Officials Say Inquiry Also Confirms Prisoners Were Hidden From Aid Groups By Josh White and Thomas E. Ricks Washington Post Staff Writers Tuesday, A...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:28:00 PST

i did this a while ago...but ive updated

i was reading thru my past blogs and i found this one...not a lot of things have changed but the things that did are the most important...so here it is 13-1 vol. II Thirteen random things you like: ...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:18:00 PST

i feel super!

so the premiere of superman returns is fast approaching and i have officially decided to be a complete dork where this matter is concerned.i am currently in the process of assembling the materials nee...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:32:00 PST

something deep

so i was looking at my blogs and i suddenly realized that they all suck (except my dirty dishes one...damn thats good shit) anyhoo...after looking over my past blogs, deciding that the all suck (but n...
Posted by THE LEAN MEAN KRISTINE MACHINE!!! on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 08:32:00 PST