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Nothing too physical, i'm built for comfort not for speed. Sleeping/Cats/TV/DVDs/Txting/Footy/Chinese Food/Chippy Food [in fact anything unhealthy]/Cripps/Chocolate/Coca-Cola/Bottom Watching/Navel Gazing/Daily Star/Daily Sport/Nuts/Zoo/Music/Tits and Ass/Dwarf Throwing/Tractor Racing/Pigeon Fancying/Basket Weaving/www.newbienudes.com/The Female Mind/Documentaries/Reality TV/Glamour Girls/Words/The Net.
Friendly, down-to-earth females who are up for a bit of banter and who don't take themselves too seriously. Definitely not anyone suffering from H.U.A [Head Up Arse] syndrome.I like quiet, accepting, respecting, non-judgemental, open-minded women of all ages [i don't recognize/categorize females by age] who aren't totally consumed by vanity or aesthetics. I despise narrow-minds, arrogance, ignorance, insensitivity and ageism. I hate obsessive, possessive, overbearing types. I despair of the constant pressure that is on women to be a certain dress size and i would positively encourage girls to not believe the hype and to say no to starvation. Rejecting some meat on your bones will not necessarily make you more attractive. Preferentially i go for feminine, curvy, fuller-figured women, with good manners, a sense of humour and a reasonable level of intellect. That does not mean however that i can't appreciate girls with smaller dress sizes and fewer brain cells. Cos i can. And do. It's all about charisma. Just please type in the queen's english and not chav-speak. Also, the minimal, natural look works best for me. I gotta say though i adore redheads, especially with freckles. I love girls hair long and in ponytails and pigtails. And although i AM a sucker for a pretty face, if there aint much prettiness on the inside i will quickly lose interest. Quickly infatuated, even more quickly alienated. Can i just re-affirm from above though [if certain people ever bother to read these things] that i'm NOT looking for love and marriage. So please. Don't even go there already. Thank you.
U2/Ash/Keane/Snow Patrol/Kings of Leon/Red Hot Chili Peppers/The Killers/PaulWeller/Johnny Cash/Garbage/The Black Crowes/Green Day/Kelly Clarkson/Pearl Jam/Nirvana/Manic Street Preachers/The Icicle Works/GUN/The Jam/Simple Minds/The Enemy/INXS/Foo Fighters/Nickelback/Guns N Roses/Velvet Revolver/Suede/The Tears/QOTSA/Bryan Adams/Def Leppard/Bon Jovi/Catatonia/The Ordinary Boys/Funeral For A Friend/Oasis/RATM/Kasabian/NIN/Heart/Warrant/Audioslave/Depe che Mode/Robbie Williams/Texas/The Four of Us/Grant Lee Buffalo/Aerosmith/Poison/Bruce Springsteen/Deacon Blue/Aimee Mann/Pink/Elastica/AC/DC/Moby/Faithless/BRMC/then Jerico/Roxette/Energy Orchard/An Emotional Fish/Something Happens/James/The Stone Roses.
Kalifornia/Kill Bill/Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Wrong Turn/Natural Born Killers/The Hills Have Eyes/From Hell/Schindlers List/A History of Violence/Snatch/Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels/Sexy Beast/The Business/Football Factory/The Beach/Titanic/Unforgiven/Tombstone/The Quick and The Dead/Open Range/Scarface/Open Water/The Good The Bad and The Ugly/A Fistful of Dollars/A Few Dollars More/Hang Em High/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs/American Beauty/Remains of The Day/Carlito's Way/Alien/Under Siege/From Dusk Til Dawn/Cape Fear/Die Hard/The Krays/Leon/Sphere/Killing Zoe.
The Sopranos/The Shield/Doc Martin/Eastenders/Corrie/The Wire/Mighty Boosh/Lost/The Bill/Nighty Night/A Family Business/MOTD/Born Survivor/Jerry Springer/The Simple Life/Deadwood/Big Brother/Trinny and Susannah Undress The Nation/Shameless/Wife Swap/Heartbeat.
Autobiographies.
Paul Weller/Kenny Dalglish/Jim Kerr/Clint Eastwood/Alex Higgins/Joe Calzaghe/My Mum.