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..AndRe@..

Lightning strikes twice in New York

About Me




I moved to Philly three years ago. It's groovy.
I live on 4th and Awesome with my dorky friend Jake , who enjoys beating me up and making fun of every facet of my existance.
I'm a few blocks south of South St.
I work at Condom Kingdom on South St.
I also work as the Director of the Department of Knowledge for The Mood and CK.
I have a mouse in my apartment currently. His name is Hubert Cumberdale.
I need money badly.
I L♥VE cheeeeeese . And gory stuff! I also love music.
Anyway, I love animals... I have a pet chinchilla, named Bettie Page... (check out her pic! She's a gorgeous girl!), a bunny named Sushi, and a lil' turtle named Trogdor.
I just like stuff, basically... I guess.
I love body mods of all sorts... I have 5 tattoos (3 are small), and 6 piercings at the moment. (0g lobes, 18g nostrils, 18g Monroe, 14g septum)
I like spiky things. I like shiny things.
I like big platform boots.

~*!@ndReA!*~


You're breathing in fumes.... I taste when we kiss.

My Interests

Stuff that's interesting.I think I'm kinda boring.
I do enjoy bowling, although I suck ass at it.
Video games are groovy.

I'd like to meet:



....your mom. People who don't type in horrible "internet speak." I mean a little is fine, but c'mon. It's slightly ridiculous. And you sound like a moron. Sorry.

♥My lips may promise.. but my heart is a whore...♥

Music:


KMFDM, MDFMK, Excessive Force, Pig, Watts, Skold, Kraftwerk, Megahertz, Front Line Assembly, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Die Warzau, Rammstein, VNV Nation, Razed in Black, Front 242, Killing Joke, Bloc Party, She Wants Revenge, Faith no More, Mr. Bungle, Living Colour, Gravity Kills, Stabbing Westward, Tricky, Tori Amos, Sevendust, Black Sabbath, GWAR, Tool, Prodigy, Fear Factory, GnR (old), STP (old), Marilyn Manson (old), New Order, Yazoo, Duran Duran, Tears for Fears, Information Society, Erasure, Depeche Mode, Type O Negative, Gary Neuman, Thrill Kill Kult, Lords of Acid, Praga Khan, Jamiroquai, HIM, Alesana, Head Automatica, Action Action, Radiohead, Killswitch Engage, Eighteen Visions, Trivium, Sevendust,Men Women, and Children!!!, alot of 80's stuff.

Movies:

Midget Porn, Glen or Glenda?, Plan 9, all Hellraiser, all Phantasm, House of 1000 Corpses, Cannibal Ferox, Dark City, Sphere, Liquid Sky, Back to the Future (yes, I love back to the future.. fuck you!), Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, any Serial Killer related stuff, Faces of Death, Deranged!, Motel Hell, The Eye, The Eye 2, The Host, Harold and Maude, A Clockwork Orange, Romper Stomper, Fight Club, Snatch, American History X, Apt Pupil, Rocky Horror Picture Show (used to go to the audience participation show..), anything and ALL MST3K!!!, KMFDM's Beat by Beat by Beat, Faith No More's Live @ Brixton, GWAR's Skulhedface, Airplane!, Airplane 2, goofy shit in general.

Television:

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YO GABBA GABBA!
Yes, I watch crappy daytime talk shows.
The Young Ones, MST3K, Simpsons, I Love Lucy, Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, ElectraWoman and DynaGirl, Land of the Lost, H.R. PuffNStuff, The Bugaloos, Sigmund and the SeaMonsters, Far Out Space Nuts.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, and non fiction stuff. (animals, serial killers, sex, ghosts, etc.)

Heroes:

Sascha Konietzko. Me. My parents. Your mom.

My Blog

Spunky

The dog I grew up with, Spunky, is being put to sleep soon. He has gone through so much recently... he was hit by a car, lost an eye, had a tumour, hurt his back and couldn't walk, and then had a bad ...
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:32:00 PST

Kewl Drinkness

So Autumn and I went drinking the other night. This is us before:   And this is her during:   And this is us after:Then   Autumn touched a sexy man's ass.   The End! ...
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:34:00 PST

Adios Piercings!!

Yep. So I  took out my two lip piercings. The one gave me a horrible gum problem (again) and so they're both gone. It was heartbreaking to have to take them out. I miss them already!! Oh well, ti...
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST

Stealing shit.

Yeah so my laptop's gone. And Jake's Wii. And it's all my fault. Here's the story. I went to Mako's on Friday night. I got all dolled up and shit. And I saw this guy that I had met before with my fri...
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST

MW&C

Howdy!! Well Jake and I went to see one of our favorite bands ever- Men, Women and Children. (This was on Tuesday... yeah I know it took me a while to finally get around to writing). It was definitely...
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

The Gaper

Wheeee!
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST

SUSHI!

Wheeeee! I have a new pet! Jake (the roommate) got me a cute lil' bunny... he's a fuzzy lil' guy that I named Sushi. He loves to jump straight in the air and headbutt things. Yay!Sushi-WumpkinsJake an...
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

Spunky, the Wonder Dog

My fat little Spunky... the dog I grew up with, got hit by a car. But don't worry! He's doing fine now. He got hit in the face probably by a car going at least 50 mph... and so his face was really fuc...
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

*My kitty's dead*

Well... as I'm writing this, my deceased cat, Ruby Soho is in my mom's closet. We're going to bury her in my mom's yard. We had to put her to sleep today cuz she had tumors on her leg, abdomen, and fa...
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:54:00 PST

Obscurity.

It's fucked up. And wierd. But if you're interested... it's my crappy ass poetry on Blogger.com. blegchk. Obscurity.
Posted by ..AndRe@.. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST