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Jake Maximal

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About Me


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I'm drug free...straight edge...whatever you wanna call it. That doesn't mean I'm a militant asshole or that I have no personality or that I'm going to judge you. I'm drug free for myself: my health, my mind, my body, and my future.
pizza.
i love soy milk...Silk Chocolate and Very Vanilla...could live off of em.
pizza.
I'm a movie nerd. I love anything by Paul Thomas Anderson or anything with Kevin Spacey or Paul Giamatti.
And now...Wonder Showzen.

My Interests

If there's one thing I truly value myself on above all else, its my writing ability. I've always loved to write. Music and movies are in a close second. Going for walks and exploring the city is always fun too.

I'd like to meet:

Paul Thomas Anderson, Jemaine Clement, other straight edge people maybe, Optimus Prime, the dread Pirate Roberts.

Music:

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK
Champion
Thrice
Architects
Comeback Kid
Glassjaw
This Is Hell
Murs
MF Doom
Prince
...you get the idea.

Movies:

Across The Universe
Adaptation
AI: Artificial Intelligence
Airplane!
All The King's Men
Alpha Dog
American Beauty
American Gangster
American Hardcore
American Pie 1 & 2
American Psycho
American Splendor
American Wedding
Anchorman
The Animatrix
Apocalypse Now
Apocalypto
The Aristocrats
Back To The Future 1, 2, & 3
Bad Boys 2
Batman Begins
The Benchwarmers
The Big Lebowski
Black Irish
Blade Runner
Blood: The Last Vampire
Born on the Fourth of July
The Breakfast Club
Cabin Boy
Changing Lanes
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Cloverfield
Cocoon
Cocoon: The Return
Comic Book Villains
Coming To America
Crash
The Dark Crystal
The DaVinci Code
Death Sentence
The Descent
Dragon Wars
Dreamcatcher
Eagle vs.Shark
Eastern Promises
Enchanted
Enemy Mine
Equilibrium
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Fight Club
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Flags of Our Fathers
Flushed Away
The Fountain
1408
The 40 Year-Old Virgin
Ghostbusters 1 & 2
Ghost Rider
The Girl Next Door
Good Night, and Good Luck.
The Goonies
The Guyver 2: Dark Hero
Haggard
The Hawk Is Dying
He Was A Quiet Man
Hitch
Home Alone
The Host
I Am Legend
In The Valley Of Elah
IQ
I Think I Love My Wife
Jackass 1 & 2
Jaws
Joe Somebody
Karate Kid
King of California
The Last Samurai
The Life Of David Gale
Lord of War
Magnolia
Martian Child
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Memento
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
The Mist
The Mothman Prophecies
Moulin Rouge
Napoleon Dynamite
Night At The Museum
The Night Flyer
No Country For Old Men
Norbit
187
Osmosis Jones
Pathfinder
Pauly Shore Is Dead
Philadelphia
The Princess Bride
The Protector
Punch-Drunk Love
The Pursuit of Happyness
Rat Race
Reign Over Me
Rescue Dawn
Rocky Balboa
Running With Scissors
The Sandlot
Saving Silverman
Serendipity
Seven
Shopgirl
Sideways
Sixteen Candles
SLC Punk
Snakes on a Plane
Something's Gotta Give
The Squid and The Whale
Stand By Me
Storm of the Century
Suburban Commando
Superman: Doomsday
Superman Returns
Swimming with Sharks
Syriana
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
There Will Be Blood
30 Days of Night
Tongan Ninja
300
Traffic
Transformers
Tron
True Romance
21 Grams
Vanilla Sky
Wedding Crashers
Weird Science
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
The Woodsman
X-Men 2
Zodiac

Television:

Flight of the Conchords, The Black Donnellys, 30Rock, Dinosaurs, Pete and Pete, Beast Wars, Transformers, Heroes, Ronin Warriors. I don't watch much tv anymore, but I have a lot of DVDs of old tv shows.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Steve Martin, Chris Elliot, Kurt Vonnegut, Einstein, Stephen Hawking, anything about Rome, Greece, mythology, and other ancient societies and civilizations. Anything about straight edge or hardcore.

Heroes:

RACIST MEGATRON ..