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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Ireland with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.We are Gods unwanted children... No purpose or place... We are the product of a life spent searching for answers to questions that never get answered...Hello, My name is Mack Barnes Hopkins... The last remnant of a clan long bereft of it..'s honor and traditions... Seminole Native American by way of the Yamassee Tribe from Georgia to Florida... Sudanese by way of the Hadendawa Tribe From Havilah to Nubia... And Irish by way of the House of York and Lancaster... I live by a code now... I..'m a Seargent in the United States Marine Corps and plan to carry out my lineage and heritage to the best of my ability... Hate me or Love me but you will respect me...001. What is Your Name? Mack Barnes Hopkins or Solomon
002. How old are you? too old... 28
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? just read it under my contact info...
004. How tall are you? 5'11
005. How much do you weigh? depends... I fluctuate between 175 and 185
006. Do you have a girlfriend? nope
007. Do you share your bedroom with anyone? nope
008. Where do you live? Cherry Point, NC
009. Eye color: dark brown
010. Any Tatoos/Piercings? yup! 2... one on each shoulder
Your Perfect Date:
011. Age: legal
012. Her Body characteristics? fit, no shorter than 5'0 and no talle than 6'0, with curves
013. Where would you go? where ever we can be alone
014. Would you kiss on the first date? yup... why not?
015. What about going farther than a kiss? if she'll let me...lol
Which do you prefer?
016. Pizza or pasta? pizza
017. Girls or Video Games? girls
018. Made Out? sure...
019. Briefs or Boxers? boxer briefs...
020. Abercormbie and Fitch or Urban Outfitters? neither... I have my own style
021. Be Rich or Be Happy? why not both? but I'd have to go with rich lol
022. Shower or a Bath? shower
023. Gym or music? Gym of course
024. Family or friends? Family
025. Kiss or hug? uh... depends on who it is
026. Drugs or alcohol or none? alcohol or none
Have you ever?
027. Failed a class? yup
028. Ran away from home? nope... why should I? free room and board...
029. Cursed at your parents? what? you crazy? my mother don't play that!
030. Taken a dare too far? what was the dare? I don't do dares... either I'm going to or I'm not
031. Mooned Someone? When? nope... my ass stays in my pants...
032. Made out? yeah... who hasn't?
033. Had a sexual experience with the same sex? What was it? huh? what kinda f***in question is that? ill! that's nasty!
Your Favorite:
034. TV Show: 24 - I wish I was Jack Bauer...
035. Clothes Brand: Kenneth Cole
036. School subject: Criminology
037. Music Artist: Jay-Z with Nas a close second
Other...
038. What sports do you play? Basketball, Football
039. Body type (slim/medium/athletic/other) Athletic
040. Whats on your dresser? uh... TV, DVD, Cable box, Playstation, CD player
041. Do you have hair on your armpits? a little... I like to trim...
042. Do you have any siblings? How old are they? yup... all older sisters... 38, 36, and 31
043. What do you wear to bed? boxer briefs
044. How old were you when you first had Sex? I don't remember...
045. Do you beleive in ghosts? yeah
046. Do you have your own pc? yup
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