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dennis

I am here for Friends

About Me


there is nothing interesting about me.

PLEASE, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ME THROUGH MYSPACE IF AT ALL POSSIBLE. I'M BARELY EVER ON IT THESE DAYS. IF YOU HAVE MY EMAIL, USE THAT. IT'S NOT YOU; IT'S ME.

My Interests

i don't like things.

I'd like to meet:


Man in Jews for Jesus t-shirt sits while well-dressed young man across from him unbuttons shirt, takes out black marker, and writes 'Buddhist 4 Mohammed' on his undershirt, standing and aggressively staring down Jew for Jesus.

Buddhist guy: Give me zee money, Lebowski! I fucks you up! We want zee money, Lebowski! Give us zee money or we fucks you up! [Steps to the left, and in a different German accent] Ya, give us zee money, Lebowski. My girlfriend cut off her toe 'cause she thought we would get zee money. Iss not fair.

Jew for Jesus: [Silent, calm.]

Buddhist guy calmly sits back down and buttons his shirt, turning to small Hispanic boy next to him: And that's where babies come from.

--6 train

Music:

music is boring.

Movies:

i saw a movie once, and i hated it.

Television:

television makes me want to strangle an endangered species.

Books:

the only books i read are books that i write, and they all suck.

Heroes:

people are inherently bad and boring, and i dislike them.

My Blog

this blog is not worth reading.

i have nothing of interest to say. i'm sorry for wasting your time.
Posted by dennis on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:29:00 PST