Fiddle sticks and poppy cock |
1. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?What's the difference between having a serious relationship and having anonymous sex?2. Have you had your birthday?At least once a year.3. B...
Posted by The Joe on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:26:00 PST |
I am not alone |
You too are probably one of those brooding, contemplative types that get off on cloudy days and Thom Yorke's new solo album. Leaving yourself to all the thoughts and desires and aspirations...
Posted by The Joe on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:39:00 PST |
The Joe's Joe-Don't-Be-Likin-Quiche Tomato & Bacon Quiche |
6 eggs
1.5 cups of heavy cream
1 can croissants
ΒΌ lb. bacon
3 cups of shredded cheese
2 medium sized tomatoes
Salt & pepper to taste
Cut bacon into squares and pan fry. Let dry o...
Posted by The Joe on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST |
Zidane's a Dick |
Within the past two years, I [will] literally [have] been to three weddings and a funeral. I actually missed another funeral two weeks ago.
Is this what happens when you grow...
Posted by The Joe on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:56:00 PST |
Summer Fling Application |
Name:Age:Height:Hair color:Eye color:Favorite color:Favorite food/s:Tattoos?:Piercings?:Drink?:Smoke?:Do you have sex often?Is sex all your looking for?:Do you like to cuddle?:How much, cause the summ...
Posted by The Joe on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST |
I think my other roommate is crazy |
You guys think that Stu is my only roommate. But really, there's another one. I've talked to him about 3 times in about 8 months: "The rent check's on the fridge." I tried the "hi!" ...
Posted by The Joe on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST |
About going commando |
I didn't know.
And it's not by choice.
Cause I tried it in college. And it didn't quite work out.
Apparently, you need to powder before.
I had no idea.
Mike did and it's the best idea ever.
Othe...
Posted by The Joe on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST |
Not bored |
A) Four jobs I have had in my life:1. UPS Package Unloader (sounds dirty, I know)2. Research Editor3. Ice Cream Scooper and Dessert Guy4. Library Assistant
(not in chronological order)B) Four movies y...
Posted by The Joe on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:33:00 PST |
Last night, she said.... |
So the team won another game last night!
Way to go Kickerbockers!
Additionally, on my first attempt, I made the high-score board on video-bowling at the T's Nest.
So last night was pretty awesome.&nbs...
Posted by The Joe on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST |
Do you know where your children are? |
What happened to my crew last night?
FOR REALS!
And why didn't anybody stop me? My friends know I hate Jager. WHY did I have some??
Cause I don't remember coming home and making the subseq...
Posted by The Joe on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:18:00 PST |
