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Mr. Darrell

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About Me


Hello, I'm Darrell. Welcome to my over crowded, yet highly educational Myspazz. I am a bum. But I've convinced myself that a career in the film industry will prevent me from being doomed to a life living in a Greggs pasty bag. For once I'm correct. For I am a film-making god. My mind being filled with usless crap. Don't believe me? Try your luck. Anyway this is my humble myspace. Enjoy. Not that anyone reads this.
A few "NEW" facts about Darrell:
1) When Darrell passes Go, he collects £400.
2) Jamie Lee Curtis used to call Darrell a pussy behind his back. Jamie Lee Curtis also used to have a career. And a penis.
3) Darrell once asked Cleopatra to go swimming in his pool with him. And by 'pool' he meant 'bath tub'. And by 'swimming' he meant 'sex'.
4) Darrell was responsible for a short-lived line of personal care products. Only one ever reached the market: "Darrell's Molten Tungsten Nasal Douche" which was withdrawn shortly after launch when he realised that it had the unfortunate side-effect of death to users who were not Darrell.
5) Michael Jackson never touched Darrell inappropriately. But Darrell did write Thriller.
6) It has been said that Darrell will be the last being alive when the universe comes to an end. It is for this reason he invented pornography.
7) Darrell pistol whipped the entire cast & crew of "Alien Vs Predator" with his mind after that bullshit movie caused him to attempt suicide multiple times before remembering that he's Darrell - he can't die, he's omnipresent, like that really pimply and awkward guy who stands around just behind and to the left of you at parties and quickly heads off in the direction of the buffet whenever you attempt to try to get him to leave by shooting your perfected "You weren't invited. No one loves you." look.
8) Darrell gave dolphins the gift of intelligence.
9) When Darrell wishes to mail a letter, he forces it down the throat of the nearest housepet, then hurls the animal in the direction of the recipient's house.
10) Darrell shaves with a chainsaw.

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My Blog

RIP - Heath Ledger

Everyone will see just how awesome this guy was this summer...
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:45:00 PST

Its still great...

...Lord of the Rings is aging very well. The sign of a true classic. And then the news breaks that all the parties involved in The Hobbit movie have come to some agreement. What of Mr Jackson's involv...
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:22:00 PST

The Master

As it is my yearly fashion to watch the last few episodes of every Doctor Who episode waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay after they have aired, I'm am of course a little behind in the times. Thats not to say t...
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:17:00 PST

FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME

Retro cool....
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:14:00 PST

We Have Our Villian...

http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/articles/bond_22_amalric_confi rms.php3?t=&s=
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:24:00 PST

Calzaghe = ?

Answer: A fucking legend
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:12:00 PST

Ummmm Bacon


Posted by Mr. Darrell on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:39:00 PST

4 More For Craig!

Daniel Craig has extended his Bond contract from 2 more films...too 4! So we'll get 5 with him in, in total (unless he walks like Dalton). So if we continue along the normal Bond schedual of a film ev...
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:22:00 PST

Brian Conley

Unfortunately I discovered today that Brian Conley is actually still alive (and working on TV) and not dead as I had presumed (hoped) This is a sad day indeed. I will not stop till this man is destroy...
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:18:00 PST

Star Trek

Theres a new Star Trek movie getting made by JJ Abrams. Its a reboot of the series and to be perfectly honest. I think it sounds promising. Don't ask why. I'm basing this on the cast and Abrams himsel...
Posted by Mr. Darrell on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:11:00 PST