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Karen

Can't stand the heat AND STAYING in MY Kitchen baby!

About Me

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I'm looking to make new friends and trade interesting or funny banter. I am NOT, however, looking for someone to talk smut with If that's what YOU are looking for then keep a goin. I have people from all walks of life as my friends in here. If you're on my list it's because I find you interesting in some way. After you're on my friends list for awhile I'll be giving you advice. It's going to happen, yes it is. Just don't be surprised when it starts. I mean well. If you don't like what my advice is please feel free to tell me to have a nice, tall, iced cold, glass of shut the fuck up. Better yet, give me advice of your own. That will shut me up quicker. Trust me on that one. HEH!

Your ..1 Match: INFP


The IdealistYou are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world with the voices in your head. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships, focusing on the key of G. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you like someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop so that later on when they least expect it you can kill, cook, and eat them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or master chef in a really sleazy dive of a place out on skid row which serves only the finest fried bum sammiches.

Your ..2 Match: ISFP


The ArtistYou are a gifted artist or thief (though your talents make you a doormat right now). You enjoy spending your free time in nature pulling the wings off of faeries, and you are a good cook with animals and children as the main ingredients. Simply put, you enjoy beauty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life, like stepping on the less fortunate. Yeah, that's fun. Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs and then making damn sure they go unfulfilled, which gives you great joy and a false sense of purpose in life.You would make a good veterinarian, mass murderer, or lightbulb tester, though you need help from many to change the bulbs. How many? Who knows for sure. People should run away from you. Quickly! What's Your Personality Type and Who Reads This Crap Anyway?

My Interests

Dark humor, Writing, art, Music, animals, reading, dreams. Too Loose

I'd like to meet:

These guys n gals. One day I hope to meet all the people in my head who keep telling me to do things.


Music:

Electric blues Pink Floyd, Louis Armstrong, Al Green, Marilyn Manson, Gypsy Kings, heavy metal, waltzes.

Movies:

Anything that isn't mindless crap, and comedies. Those are nice. All things Monty Python Danny Kaye movies Crash, Saw, The Haunting (original only), Jurassic Park (cheesy goodness), To Kill a Mockingbird, Prince of Tides, Both versions of Cape Fear, Little Big Man, most musicals, especially Cabaret and Hair

Television:


Unless you're on WLIIA!

National Geographic, Biography, History Channel, NOVA, lots of PBS shows. If the show is smart, and you like it, take a good look cause it ain't gonna last. I hope that aliens aren't judging us by the television shows we are sending them through space. We'll be doomed after the first episode of "Flavor of Love".

Books:

Tale of Two Cities, Needful Things, Lost World by M. Crichton, anything by Greg Iles, especially Footprints of God. Jaws, The Exorcist, Brave New World, 1984, Prey, too many more...

Heroes:

Heroes let you down by bleeding and dying. Best not to have them.

My Blog

Aspirations

When I grow up I want to be an astronaut and wear a diaper.
Posted by Karen on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:51:00 PST

My dog.

My dog, and the only kid I can stand to be around... bubbles, $1 worth of fun for everyone.
Posted by Karen on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

The attack!

---or--- Who Bugged My Room??   by Karen F.So, I was sound asleep in my bed. The bedroom was nice and cool and the sound of the a/c window unit and fans were comforting and familiar. I was r...
Posted by Karen on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:40:00 PST

Mc D announcement...

  OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENTWell, it has been confirmed, McDonald's has reached Africa!         ...
Posted by Karen on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:25:00 PST

My mom is da bomb diggety yo!

My mom rocks.  This weekend is her 85th birthday.  Now that in itself is a great thing but when you consider what has happened to her in the past 3 years it becomes totally awesome, to put i...
Posted by Karen on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

Helpdesk humor....


Posted by Karen on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

Dear Jason, Its Friday the 13th son....


Posted by Karen on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:54:00 PST

Well, it's floodin down in Texas....

  ...and my telephone line is down.    Drove through very high water today.  It takes a lot these days to rattle me, since I have no dependents and a death wish, but I was serious...
Posted by Karen on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:15:00 PST

Today's dream starring Johnny Depp and Pee Wee

This morning I dreamed I was riding in an old Willis Jeep with Johnny Depp driving.  It was night and we were on a deserted, winding road, adjacent to the grassy edge of a beach.  The moon w...
Posted by Karen on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:03:00 PST

As I mature

 
Posted by Karen on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST