Bailey

I'm a little sweet little thang from Chicago who has been coughed up and spat out into the great city of Brooklyn. I used to live in the ghetto and work amongst the stars, but that seemed hypocritical so I have opted out of that lifestyle for a "business-casual" dress code. 8-hr work days have never seemed sweeter. I do still live in the ghetto so if this scares you, I am sorry. But I am poor. So deal with it. I used to have pink hair. It was hot. You probably should have been my friend back then because I consider those my glory days. Byebye pink hair, hello power suit! My initials spell BAE which is the nickname for my first name and that is simply ridonkulous. My parents were the ultimate geeks and I love them for it. My sister says I am the funniest person she's ever met. I can explain this. First of all, I don't think she's actually met very many people because she is kind of unfriendly. Second of all, she saw me fall all the way down the subway steps one time and that must have looked pretty funny. I'm super freeking awesome and although I am no longer an "artsy" person, I'm still super-skilled with an exacto knife . . . so watch out! Go Irish!