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crystal

shoefly don't bother me.

About Me

generally my self consists of a triphasic convection of working, partying and going through some sort of a random and arbitrary but always very very necessary quarter life crisis. transitions between these phases usually consist of coffee, kyrsten or sleeping. two known deviations from this cycle occur biannually and are known as "vacation" and "relationship attempt". shoes.

My Interests

shoes.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to take whoever invented the grill of a Jeep Grand Cherokee out for gelato. they'd want the big one but i'd be like, "hold off it's real sweet".

My Blog

i confess. i admit. i concede.

these havaianas are damn comfortable.   wow!!!  one a kind item!!!
Posted by crystal on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:52:00 PST

thith ith a MESSSTH!

three splenda packets fell out of the box today when i was trying to make green tea.  (i generally use two)  and i just whistled and put ALL THREE OF 'EM IN!!!!!!!!!!!  TASTES LIKE SUGA...
Posted by crystal on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

unforgivable.

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Posted by crystal on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:31:00 PST

Look at dat!!!!!!!1

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Posted by crystal on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:25:00 PST

meow.

apparently hiroshimic mushroom clouds of mucus can be prevented for $570 down, and $350 a month for the rest of your life.
Posted by crystal on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:55:00 PST

everything in here is HIGH CLASS.

i've been told the nasal spray i've been given will be effective for approximately three more weeks at which time it will begin having a reverse effect upon my allergies, causing my hea...
Posted by crystal on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

i'd bite you but my teeth are gelatinous, they're made of gummy for god's sake

shoes. These are Aersoles.  Who KNEW?!?!?!?!??!! My Mam had these boots in the 80s.  Lost!  *shakes fist* Cynthia Rowley. Carlos Santana. And these fabu...
Posted by crystal on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST

croc watch

Ugly Shoe Of The Week They're multiplying! We just can't get away from Crocs, no matter how hard we try. In Vegas my friend and I were on  constant Croc-watch, spying them on men and women alike...
Posted by crystal on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:27:00 PST

wha?

I hate most everything about my life right now. Work. Current school status. Current social life. Yet I continue.  Because whatelseareyougonnadoooooooo?!?!?!?!?!?!  However I do not hate Nol...
Posted by crystal on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:54:00 PST