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Patrick

I am here for Friends

About Me

The first thing I think in the morning is "Bitch, where's my dacquiri?"

I need to be less sarcastic during intimate situations.

"I have bacon for breakfast, a bacon sandwich for lunch, and I usually drink my dinner."

One day you might see me on a wanted poster or the food network.

My Interests

Making music, writing a novel, eating good food, drinking bourbon, digging for records, Djing at Hangfire, travel, kicking it on the beach, lawn sports (bocce ball, croquet, lawn darts), anything having to do with the love of good living.

I'd like to meet:

People who value authenticity.

Music:

the white stripes, TV on the Radio, wu tang clan, artefacts, James Brown, Louis XIV, Al Green, Johnny Cash, Mr. Bungle, Secret Chiefs 3, sound murderer/ Remarc, Mum, Caribou, animals on wheels, gangstarr, bad brains, dead kennedys, plaid, J5, Edith Piaf, Frank Sinatra, Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, kid koala, Patsy Cline, pete rock & CL smooth, Public Enemy, 999, the dead 60's, Gang of Four, the strokes, the dirtbombs, MC5, Jimi Hendrix, the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Bach, Mozart, El-P, Cannibal Ox, Madlib, MF Doom, Venetian Snares, Cinematic Orchestra, We, ween, grandpaboy, Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Arthur Crudup, Elmore James, Junior Kimbrough, The Unicorns, the yeah yeah yeahs, Loxy, Ink, Tech Itch, the misfits. . .

Movies:

There are too many to name, but chances are if it was made by the Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, a member of the Reiner Family, David O. Russell or Jean-Pierre Jeunet than I fucking love it.

Television:

rots your brain, but I can't resist the news or Comedy Central

Books:

are awesome

Heroes:

People who succeed because they work hard and earn that shit.

My Blog

Peace to Oh-Eight

I have dedicated no time to Myspace recently (getting my real world stuff together), but if you thought I was dead because you haven't heard from me in a minute, here's the run down on what I've been ...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:50:00 PST

A few notes on music

I was working on an article this afternoon, and had part of this as my opening. I realized that it wasn't really going to work with what I was writing about, so I figured I would preserve it here, an...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST

An Open Letter to the World on the State of Business in the 21st Century

Alternate title, "On the State of Feeling More Rational Than Radical"I've been lacking on the blog posts recently, but that doesn't mean that I haven't been frustrated with the world, its occupants, a...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:28:00 PST

Jeopardy!

So, for those of you I haven't talked to in a little while, last week (or maybe it was the week before) I tried out for Jeopardy. The brain bus came to Savannah to test our local trivia buffs to see ...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:56:00 PST

eBay, magic, pilot hats

Last year, I had, what some people would term, a problem. I would buy the most uselss crap off of eBay all the time. Mostly, I would search for things that cost about a dollar (you'd be amazed at th...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:33:00 PST

Maybe this is an accident

Maybe this is just a coincidence, but while trying to access my groups page, two groups were unavailable (invalid group ID). The groups were Underground Atrists Network and President Bush is an Assho...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:17:00 PST

Servitude

The other night while driving home from work, I was overwhelmed by the feeling that I was getting nowhere in life. I'm not upset with myself, or what I do on my own time, but goddamn, career-wise, my...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

By Me

I've been playing around with photoshop all morning and this is what I made - the general theme is cultural nostalgia: ...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What bands think about what I say about them

So I have recently started writing for a music website (www.northeastintune.com). The following is some of the feedback I have received from bands that I have written about: Subject: Response Fr...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So one day, I said fuck most people...

...and I never went to the mall again. That's how much fuck people. The problem with most people in this world (and this contributes to a lot of the problems we suffer fromm as a society) is a fee...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST