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NO LIMIT MONEY HOLD'EM!

You wouldn't know cool if you were locked in a freezer.

About Me

Its hard to describe myself. I'm a true man, responsible for my actions, respectful to my elders and to other people that earn it, good with tools, enjoy sports, listening skills not that great. I'm a true friend. Willing to drop whatever I'm doing to help someone with something, there to make them laugh, cry in a good way, help them in a time of need. I like to think I'm somewhat intellegent, I'm capable of critical thinking, not the best speller, know a little about a lot of things, thats the discovery channel for you. I'll be honest, I'm a large guy, not too in shape but with my job, I've gotten stronger and lost 15 pounds in the past two months. I would like to be thin but I'm happy with whatever size I am.

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My Interests

Acting, standup comedy, poker, paintball, lazer tag, sckifing, airsoft, golf, video games, movies, music, partying, bbqs, food, dancing, driving, food, writing, singing, powning people,owning people (no racism intented), speech and debate, thinking, ladies, did I mention some food.

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't stupid, George Carlin, Will ferrel, people who know what respect means, the other side of my family.

Music:

All of it. Mostly all of it. NO COUNTRY, POP, NEW AGE CRAP, SOFT ROCK.
Your EQ is 167
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: You've out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil, EAT IT PHIL!?!? What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Movies:

Employee of the month World trade center Saw 1,2, and 3 Pulse Caddyshack Rocky 1,2,3, and 4 Jaws Lord of the rings Spongebob square pants Pirates of the carribean Harold and Kumar Old school Boondock saints Mirror mask X-men Jurassic park Star wars Barnyard The Guardian, He butterfly effect Team America Robinhood, Men in Tights, The Hitcher Epic movie Hoodwinked The exocist The hills have eyes Thank you for smoking Urban legend Jackass Planet of the Apes Sacry Movie Date movie Apocalypto The Passion of the christ Indiana Jones Willy Wonka (old version) The Omen (new version) Silent Hill House on Haunted hill The Haunted Shawn of the dead Euro Trip The Minority Report Hostle Madagascar

Television:

Avatar, spongebob, law and order, deal or no deal, anything on the: History, military, discovery channels, wild n out, whose line is it anyway, the tonight show, wild boyz, mtv cribs, celebrity deathmatch.
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.

Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.

You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?
How evil are you?

Books:

1984, Animal Farm, The Color Purple, Of Mice and Men, Ace on the river.

Heroes:

George Carlin, Kittens, Jesus, other jesus, Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, Bryant, Chelsea and her awesomeness, Alexz, Quint, The Aly, Magee, Harris, Pierce, Ronan.

My Blog

Horny Phil, The True Story

Today, me and my brother got rid of something in his room today. Lets have a moment of silence for the gorrila with a giant hole in his crotch, we'll name horny Phil. Now Horny Phil was a nasty gorril...
Posted by NO LIMIT MONEY HOLD'EM! on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:56:00 PST

The Media

Whats the deal with language these days.  I think we, as a society, use too much euphemisms to describe everything.  Its ridiculous.  We describe everything in too much detail, or ...
Posted by NO LIMIT MONEY HOLD'EM! on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:45:00 PST

The Art of SKIFING

Ok, it was 3:00 am in the morning, and I was driving my friends Dustin and Brian from Walmart.  We were all very tired and very bored.  So we decided to have some good old fun in our tired s...
Posted by NO LIMIT MONEY HOLD'EM! on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:47:00 PST

You Know what flusters my boxers...

People who shouldn't be allowed to breed.  You know, the kind of people that if some disaster on a global scale were to occur, they would be the first to go.  Survival of the fittest and mos...
Posted by NO LIMIT MONEY HOLD'EM! on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:31:00 PST

College sucking

Ok here's the deal, Husson college is the worst college to go to ever.  Not because of the classes or policies here, but the student body itself.  O.K. I'll admit there are a lot of hot girl...
Posted by NO LIMIT MONEY HOLD'EM! on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:40:00 PST