SHANERS

*******ASK ME ABOUT MY MEATBALL BURRITOS!********* I can't help dreaming of Fun Island. Don't know what/where/when/who Fun Island is? Come and find out. I belong to a group founded in Germany called NEIN WOHLSTANDIG NUDE. There are dozens of us!! Dozens!! Don't ask me about the cut-offs. I used to star in movie films. I'm famous. From that movie The Terminator. I played the Terminator. Then I retired from acting to focus on writing. Me and my colleague are currently in the brainstorming process of writing our first full-length film. We bought a robot to help us in the writing process (Awesome-O 4000), but most of his ideas are about Adam Sandler falling in love. Speaking of love, I have a dog named Niggz. I'm not racist, she is black and she is mine. When I was younger I accidentally killed a bird in a nest, I have never lost the thirst for blood. I am guitar hero champion ever since my roomate bought me the new one for Christmas. Have you ever heard that song Talk Show Host by Radiohead? Best song in the world. I need to go to the store to buy a leather jacket. In case I need to take a controlled slide on my bike. The future holds many business opportunities for me. I plan on opening my own hospital called "Bikini Hospital" all the nurses and doctors will wear bikinis and speedos. I also want to become a magician and perform illusions. Not tricks. Tricks are what whores do for money... or cocaine. I found a secret map in my attic. I plan on moving to Astoria, OR to search for One-Eyed Willie's Gold. I've already packed for my expedition, except for my slick shoes, they are still in the mail. This may sound like gibberish to you. But I think I may be in a tragedy."The earth turned to bring us closer. It turned on itself and in us. Until it finally brought us together in this dream." [fght ff yr dmns] "This one was my wish, my dream. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back." -Mouth---