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About Me

hehehe well fuck me you found my page, lets see how do i convince you all to be my fiends? well you'll hardly ever see my ass up around while the sun is out. i am what you people classify as nocturnal. i enjoy the dark and the life of obscurity i have comfortably nestled into. As for work this pretty much sums it up of course i use way more sarcasm:
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netfuck it if you have a question ask im not shy but i deo have a dirty fucking mind and not a very good sense of censorship, you have been forewarned.Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 96% Riddler 82% Mr. Freeze 64% Apocalypse 61% Magneto 61% Dark Phoenix 60% Venom 57% Dr. Doom 54% Lex Luthor 52% Mystique 51% Two-Face 47% Green Goblin 43% Juggernaut 39% Catwoman 38% Kingpin 38% Poison Ivy 35% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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My Interests

What is the problem with the modern world? "Lots of things money, materialism, obsession with money. The modern world is a confusion, its a world turned upside down. It's brutal, It's Schizofrenic, It's Totally chaotic. All the time we are told to take, to possess, to own, to fill up our lives with material things! yet in our hearts we know these things are useless. why dont we despise men who measure tehmselves by the car they drive, or the house they live in, or their money? modern life gives me nothing but false promises, it gives me nothing.my interests are vast and uneventful. i like pool first and foremost the ease of the game and the destroyed sense of self worth on my opponents face. i love dogs and have quite a few (5 at the moment)video games, por, big tits, movies, and the demise of the modern celebrity

I'd like to meet:

a gynocologist with hook hands Free Twisted layouts at twistedsiblings.com

Music:

26gb of deafening noise
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Movies:

name it ive probably seen once or twice

Television:

just have one for movies i hate the garbage that they spew forth it's all bullshit in the attempt to brainwash the weak willed into buying whatever is attractive this week. it also makes sure that whatever they are selling is up britney spears' ass

Books:

corpse dismemberment and war stories. i like to know how the end of the world will be and how to defend against it, plus with all those bodies ill need to kno how to make my house from them

My Blog

Elk Cum

or as you fuckers call it egg nog, who the fuck thought this up? "hey man i want to get a little drunk but im also in the mood for pancakes". You want to know what this shit really is?? your not gonna...
Posted by There's no I in Fuck You on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 06:35:00 PST

fuck the hippies and their health food

ahhhh the weekend and yet again i am stuck in this infinite limbo known as work trying to kill time. as most of you know that fucker is not easy to kill and clings to life for far, far too long. but ...
Posted by There's no I in Fuck You on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:18:00 PST

happy chrismahanukwanzkah!! (shut the fuck up)

Welcome to the deepest chasm of despair, our unflinching paranoia about being politically correct about every little thing. This bullshit of adding all the religions together started on the O.C. in th...
Posted by There's no I in Fuck You on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 10:24:00 PST

You've got to move your body, to this mother fucking beat

This is the song that has set up camp between the inner right and left walls of my skull, more specifically high in my cerebellum and intern is driving me fucking mad. Although this is a sick fucking ...
Posted by There's no I in Fuck You on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:23:00 PST

pro life cunts need to get fucking laid

i figured this out all the pro life don't kill a fetus is a human too cracker ass hippie mother fucking scumbag dick fucks need to get laid. if youve ever noticed all these people look like something ...
Posted by There's no I in Fuck You on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:19:00 PST

I'm the DD

im posting these here and in the bulletins to make it easier for my current friends and for the the new ones they can get caught up on the dimentia that is my thought process. if you don't care about ...
Posted by There's no I in Fuck You on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 03:49:00 PST

Drunks and losers, Dwarfs with Limps, hoes and flows and one eyed pimps

Since all friends feel the need to sleep at 4:00 am (get the fuck up people) im gonna rant you all enjoyed wal mart so im gonna go off in the direction of insomnia because I have and you all fucking n...
Posted by There's no I in Fuck You on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:36:00 PST

FUCK WAL MART!!!!!!!

I woke up this afternoon and wandered down to the car to retrieve the groceries from the early morning anal rape that is shopping at wal-mart (seriously what is it with people in this store?). no...
Posted by There's no I in Fuck You on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 03:59:00 PST