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About Me

Alone and Unaware, the Landscape was transformed in Front of Our Eyes, Buildings Began to Stretch Wide Across the Sky, and the Air Filled with a Reddish Glow, The Soundless Dawn Came Alive as Cities Began to Mark the Horizon, Mechanical Sounds Cascaded Though the City Walls and Everyone Reveled in Their Ignorance, A Brief Moment of Clarity Broke Through the Deafening Hum, but it was too Late, Our Happiest Days Slowly Began to Turn into Dust, The Sixth Extinction Crept Up Slowly, Like Sunlight Through the Shutters, as We Looked Back in Regret.

Contact Tables @ Marksgraphichelp.com

My Interests

whiskey, tattoos, music, and my guitar, and sometimes i like a hooker or two in a pay by the hour motel... but thats only weekends and wednesdays.

I'd like to meet:

gia carangi, paul reubens, jenni tapanila, & jimmy urine oh and burt bacharach... but pre cheese sauce incident burt bacharach... of course burt was never one for cheese sauce... though he was one for the ladiessssssomeone who'd buy me this

Music:

somethin' tough.

Heroes:

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My Blog

qweeta the bearded lady

just take a look at the comments... i know it made my day http://modblog.bmezine.com/2007/09/22/minimall-pull/comments ...
Posted by jimi mayhem on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:01:00 PST

yee haw! er... something yokel

IF gnite.
Posted by jimi mayhem on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

straight no chaser

i fuckin hate people that were fat and lame in high school, then they lose some weight and get some tattoos so now they are soooo bad ass............ while in reality they are still just as lame as in...
Posted by jimi mayhem on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

"my heavens!" i have pictures.

homonym! transcedence! equilateral! i just spent 20 minutes doing exactly what you thought i would... jerk... hahahahaha m m m muffin!for travis! and you other nosey folks too. ps... this really is ha...
Posted by jimi mayhem on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:10:00 PST

TODAY

Go to this show. it's going to be fuckin awesome. ...
Posted by jimi mayhem on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

chaos theory, and cartharsis

when it races, it pees like a horse.or so she said.
Posted by jimi mayhem on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

i fell off a chair last night, but it wasn't this funny

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Posted by jimi mayhem on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:49:00 PST

when you just can't sleep.

Posted by jimi mayhem on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

525,600 minutes

happy new year to everyone... except you of course. i hope your haggard face rots off. hah! no joke.
Posted by jimi mayhem on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

don't you wish you were here?

cuz i do.
Posted by jimi mayhem on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST