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*Jordan McDonald*

WRITING AND RECORDING!!!

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Member Since: 10/29/2005
Band Website: jordanmcdonald.net
Band Members: Jordan McDonald - Guitar and Vocal Chords
Justin Alcock - Guitar and Throat noise
Jason Carrie - Bass and Tongue Twisters
Bret Hager - Drums and Falsetto

Occasionally we invite a monkey to play harp or accordion but he started slacking and not showing up to practices so we confiscated his bananas and sold him to a zoo for twenty dollars, which we used to buy more bananas and tease him through the cage. (No animals were hurt in this story, just his ego.)

Influences: Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, The Mars Volta, Blink 182, Appleseed Cast, Eleven Minutes Away, Moneen, The Used, Alexisonfire, Underoath, Day of Contempt, Rufio, Allister, New Found Glory, Sparta, Bigwig, Billy Talent, MXPX, Alkaline Trio, 213, The Ataris, Far From Heroes, Kincaide, NOFX, Yellowcard, Mest, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Sugarcult, Jersey, Face to Face, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Rise Against, Eminem, Jimmy Eat World, Offspring, Thursday, Atreyu, Tensecondepic, BoxCar Racer, Sum41, Trivium, American Analog Set, Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed and Cambria, Death Cab for Cutie, Hot Hot Heat, Johnny Cash, Page France, Taking Back Sunday, Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer

Sounds Like: cheese canoodles(i know what you're thinking; what the hell is a canoodle. Well you see if you take a canoe, and a noodle. and you make canoe shaped noodles. you get canoodles. and with a little cheese; they become cheese canoodles. Chef Boy-r-deeee eat your heart out.)


Record Label: Dieslow Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

I don’t post enough anymore - new resolution

Shit son, the last 3-4 months have been crazy. I moved downtown to do some writing, and got a little done. Then moved home and got some more done:"Say you wanna be all pretty when youobsess over your ...
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:24:00 PST

Hello all! NEWS for everybody!

A few shows coming up soon.  First, there's a benefit show on the 24th for a little girl from Kenora with cancer. Chloe is 3 years old and is undergoing treatments in Winnipeg because Toronto is ...
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST

Days 4, 5, 6 and beyondddddd

So I got a little behind as to the lack of an internet connection. We kicked the habit of using cabs since Winnipeg. I visited a Valu Village and had a profound moment while looking at the shoes....
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:16:00 PST

Day 3 Part two

So we played this really hype-club called the Collective. It was an energetic set played to various sets of ears, except for that dude with one ear, he didn't have a pair, but that's besides the point...
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:30:00 PST

Day 3 part one

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SO we took a cab from the hotel to a few music stores because we figured it would be safer than driving around crazy-assed-winnipeg with the van/trailer. Little did we know that c...
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:20:00 PST

Tour Day 2

We're at a hotel in Winnipeg, I'm not sure what chain, I think it's a Best Western but who knows. It's an upscale sort of joint, shiny walls and interesting photography on the wall. There's a pleasant...
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST

TOUR KICK OFF SHOW!!!!

SO here's the deal. We're heading on a week long stint (The JM bandddddddd) and we need you, our closest friends, to come out and send us off. I promise you it is going to be an amazing night filled w...
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

Oh long awaited blog, what shall thy title be?

So I am totally one of those people who says they're going to do something only to be punched in the kitten by an elf wearing tye-dyed sneakers with the velcro fasteners as if to say, "I can't tie my ...
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

I've got a release date for y'all

but you can't know it yet.
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

Fur Coat Gloating S.O.B's driving their S.U.V's through my backyard

Skineramink dinky doo,......... scallrfdpijdsgjpfvdsa.   This is what I think of life currently. You are asking youself, what the H  E double hockey sticks does he mean. Well you see I finis...
Posted by *Jordan McDonald* on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST