Chris: the Charismatic Enigma

About Me

Okay, so I'm writing some new stuff here in this little sweetheart the kids like so much these days called the "Myspace". But where do I start?
My name is Chris, and I write movies with naughty words in them. I also film said movies. Oh yeah, I forgot, I co-own my own production studio. I don't think you do. But if you do we should talk.
I'm tall. I say the weirdest shit and make up some of the crazy expinations for things. I'm a bit of an insomniac. Just a bit. I consider myself to be a sort of a movie expert but know nothing about music. I like my friends, I'm probably stuck with them for life. My BFF David Armstrong will be the best man at my wedding. I don't drink pop. I like to read alot, that's pretty fun. I love winter and hate summer days, but summer nights are the best time of the year. What do I collect? Umm, I collect movie ticket stubs, pens from work, and that's about it. Used to collect those free AOL cds, but I lost them. I don't know my eye color, but I usually say Hazel. It must be right because no one's ever corrected me. Yet. I usually say the first things that pop into my head when I talk to you online, so there's that. My iPod has music from Metallica to the Muppet Babies theme song to Matchbox 20.
All that's really the tip of an ice berg into a pletherah of knowledge that is me. If for some reason the information above didn't fill the Chris quota you have, just ask me, and I'll answer. Depending on the question of course.
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My Interests

Movies. I cannot stress that enough. I write them, film them, produce them, watch them, review them, quote them, and just talk about them.

I also enjoy my friends a great deal. The universe has decided that since our 10th grade of high school on, we're all stuck together.

I like being creative. Sometime. I should start being more than I am now. We'll see.

Dancing in the moonlight. (Good song too) I have yet to actually do, I'm just guessing that it'll be an interest of mine,

And a crap load of other things I can't remember right now.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is not a dick or a bitch.
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Music:

I enjoy the fine sounds of:
Scooter
Dethklok
Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Sammy Davis Jr.
Gnarls Barkley
Frou Frou
Hendrix
Led Zepplien
Queen
Michael Buble
The Fray
Colin Hay
Scatman John
Robert Miles
Savage Garden
John Williams Orchastra
Groove Coverage
Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five
Aqua
Blues Travlers
Ian Van Dahl
Telepopmusik
REO Speedwagon
Nikkfurie
Captain Jack
Duran Duran
Daft Punk
Danile Powter
Coldplay
a shit load of 90s music.
Also that rap the kids love so much these days.

Movies:

Prepare for a long list.
In no particular order of interest: Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill vol.1
Kill Bill vol.2
Jackie Brown
El Mariachi
Desperado
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
From Dusk Till Dawn
Sin City
True Romance
Inferno
Brick
V for Vendetta
Crash
The Warriors
Ocean's 11
Ocean's 12
Ocean's 13
Shaun of the Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Scarface
The Godfather
The Godfather II
Donnie Brasco
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Casino Royal
Mortal Kombat
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part 2
Back to the Future Part 3
Clerks
Clerks II
Mallrats
Garden State
The Last Kiss
Batman Begins
Spider-man
Spider-man 2
X-Men
X-Men 2
X-Men 3
Pirates of the Caribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribean 2: Dead Man's Chest
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Die Hard With A Vengence
The Punisher
Office Space
Goldeneye
Rocky
Rocky II
Rocky III
Rocky IV
Bloodsport
The Lady in the Water
The Pursuit of Happyness
The Fox and the Hound
Little Mermaid
Peter Pan
Alice in Wonderland
Bambi
Aladdin
The Lion King
The Breakfest Club
Heat
Cowboy Bebop: Knocking On Heaven's Door
Jurassic Park
Oldboy
Carlito's Way
Black Hawk Down
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon
Wayne's World
Wayne's World 2
A Night At The Roxbury
Kung Fu Hustle
Friday
Next Friday
American Splendor
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Street Fighter
Dogma
Clue
Jingle All The Way
Home Alone 2
Predator
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
The Big Labaoski
The Nameless Ninja
Empire Records
Fight Club
Taxi Driver
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Groundhog's Day.I like movies.

Television:

Scrubs
Law and Order: Special Victams Unit
The Simpsons
Harvey Birdman: Attorny at Law
Home Movies
Entourage
Frisky Dingo
Metalocalpyse
Robot Chicken
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Camploo
Saturday Night Live
King of the Hill
The King of Queens
My Name is Earl
The Office
How I Met Your Mother
Boy Meets World
Full House.

Books:

Off the top of my head:
The Divine Comedy
Animal Farm
1984
The Outsiders
The Pride of Baghdad
Angels and Demons
The Da Vinci Code
Jurrasic Park
Tokyo Suckerpunch
The Catcher in the Rye
The Watchmen
The Kill Bill Diary
The Zero Game
The Devil Wears Prada
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Casino Royale

And I will add more when I think of them.

Heroes:

Real Life Heroes:
My brothers, ALL of them.
Famous Heroes:
Robert Rodriguez
Quentin Tarantino
Kevin Smith
Zach Braff
Dean Martin
Geoff Johns

My Blog

My Time in Pittsburgh or How I learned not to come up with a catchy blog title.

Sunday night, I left for Pittsburgh. I arrive there and meet up with old friends. By old, I really mean like 2 years. Four of us had dinner and I some how ordered the greasiest sandw...
Posted by Chris: the Charismatic Enigma on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:08:00 PST

I question if this makes me a bad person or not.

Okay, so like I hear about different people some way or another. How I hear about them doesn't really matter. What would matter would be how I sorta chuckle to myself when I'm told about t...
Posted by Chris: the Charismatic Enigma on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST

Even the guy who says nothing has something to say sometimes.

Ok. So I wont bitch around the mulberry tree on this one. Straight and to the point. Today, it was my first day at the Great Lakes Medical Institute. The course I'm taking is to be a...
Posted by Chris: the Charismatic Enigma on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

Vitality before violence.

For some reason, I decided to restart this blog. Sorta wish I knew what that reason was. But more on that later. Friends. They'll always be there in one form or another. Some m...
Posted by Chris: the Charismatic Enigma on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST