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Dave

fatmanjack

About Me

http://www.geocities.com/fatmanjack1/fun_d_mental.html

My Interests

sittin (and everything that comes with it)

I'd like to meet:

Santa

Music:

the .45's, AC/DC, Alexi Murdoch, Alkaline trio, Alternative champs, the animals, the aquabats, Arctic Monkeys, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Barenaked ladies, Beastie boys, The beatles, Ben Folds, Big D and the kids table, Blink 182 (what of it dache??) Blues brothers, blues traveler, Bob marley (hell, all the marleys) The bravery, cake, catch 22, the clash, Colin Hay, Common, Common rider, Counting crows, the darkness, the decemberists, Dethklok, Dispatch, the doors, dropkick murphys, Franz Ferdinand, The fratellis, the fray, Gnarls Barkley, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Greenday (the good years) Harvey danger, The hives, Hot Hot Heat, IZ, Jack Johnson, Jimi Hendrix, johnny cash, Journey, the killers, Led Zeppelin, Less than jake, Long beach dub allstars, Mad caddies, Matisyahu, Me first and the gimme gimmes, the mighty mighty bosstones, the misfits, modest mouse, Oasis, Oingo Boingo, ok go, Operation Ivy, ozzy, the pillows, pink floyd, the police, queen, the raconteurs, Rage against the machine, the ramones, Rancid, the rat pack, red hot chili peppers, the redwalls, reel big fish, the roots, rufus wainwright, say anything, scooter, the seatbelts, seu jorge, the shins, smashing pumpkins, Spoon, Streetlight manifesto, the strokes, styx, SUBLIME, tenacious d, the toasters, the white stripes,and a bunch of other crap

Movies:

Fight Club, The royal tenebaums, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Reservior Dogs, Anchorman, The Big Lebowski, SIDEWAYS, Kill Bill, High Fidelity, Thank You For Smoking, Indiana Jones, most James Bonds, Nightmare Before Christmas, Aladdin and pretty much any early disney movie, Catch me if you Can, Meet Joe Black, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Pirates of the Carribean, Star Wars, Oceans 11 and 12, the Incredibles, Blues Brothers, The warriors, Pretty much anything that came out of mel brooks' weird ass mind(the producers, history of the world, young frankenstein), Office Space, Seven, the jerk, dirty rotten scoundrals, the life aquatic with steve zissue, the Brave Little Toaster,the prestige,V for vendetta, garden state, BIG FISH, kevin smith movies (theyre all the same damn thing) lucky number sleven, boondock saints, Groundhog's Day, Caddy Shack, little miss sunshine, green street hooligans, American Beauty, Fear and Loathing in las Vegas, Stranger than fiction, Citizen Kane, What!?! 1 and 2, and anything i can see for a dollarTake the quiz:
Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

Bradley Nowell
You are Bradley Nowell! You're funny and inventive, very talented. You write lyrics, poems or other random literature very well. Nobody knew you but that's the way you liked it. Whoever did try and learn was good enough. Oh, he died in 1996 from a heroin over-dose. Very sad.
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Television:

uhh...i really hate tv but i always wind up watching it. usually i like Scrubs, anything on [adult swim], Weeds, the critic, The office, my name is earl, every terrible moment of MTV, Family guy, Stella, Rockos modern life, Best week EVER, Pete and Pete, SNL, Kids in the Hall, Seinfeld, dirty jobs, invader Zim, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, grim adventures of billy and mandy, Rob and Big, Spongebob Squarepants, Mission Hill, School House Rock, News radio, mythbusters, standup, that damn fosters thingy, and watchin the OC with jake and mike...THE DEAN

Books:

i like pop-out books anything by Chuck Palahniuk anything by Jon Stewart anything by Hunter S. Thompson anything by Oscar Wilde anything by edgar allen poe anything by Jack Kerouac anything by Dr. suess anything i guess... MyGen Profile Generator

Heroes:

Pop...far and away hes been the most influential person in my life and hes pretty much the reason i am how i am. %D%A%D%A
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: december 22 1987
Birthplace: a cardboard box outside a new jersey 7/11
Current Location: the tropical paridise of Erie PA (PA's Tumor)
Eye Color: the sexiest blue EVER
Hair Color: like wet sand...i guess
Height: 5 foot 8 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right tighty
Your Heritage: irish/german
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: i love too much?
Your Fears: that damn boogyman...always boogying at all hours of the night
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: dictator of something
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "there go my nipples again"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "oh mr. wuggums, we're gonna be best friends FOREVER"
Your Best Physical Feature: dimples...dimples are good right?
Your Bedtime: whenever i hit the floor
Your Most Missed Memory: going down the stairs in a laundry basket with rob
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendies
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: teas tea man
Chocolate or Vanilla: both in one bite...its harmony
Cappuccino or Coffee: COCAINE
Do you Smoke: not with my mouth..........wait
Do you Swear: in the shower
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yes...in the shower
Have you Been in Love: yeah sure, why not
Do you want to go to College: i think i have to...im like there
Do you want to get Married: i guess im gonna need someone to keep me from blowing stuff up
Do you belive in yourself: depends on what im doing...I CAN TAKE DOWN A BEAR
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: I AM AMAZING
Are you a Health Freak: hahaha i should weigh 900 pounds
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: umm KINDA
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ...not that i know of
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah....but jake never puts out.....AM I JOKING?!?!?!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah...i like air conditioning
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I LOVE OREOS
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: GOD NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: .....yeah...wait no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes...and it was like the sun had risen
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: DUDE...ALL THE COOL KIDS WERE DOING IT
Ever been Drunk: ive been less sober
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i think id like to take on an army of people...that or in my sleep i guess
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a used waterbed salesman in the poor district of wisconsin while being a part time ninja...OR THE NEXT DAN BARRINGER
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blute or green
Favourite Hair Color: anything but bald
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: i dunno....a good height
Weight: ...i would like to be able to fit my arms around them
Best Clothing Style: hahaha...i have to say it...naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: are you a cop or something
Number of CDs I own: like upwards or 500
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: live life with no regrets
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My Blog

summer '07 (wamp)

first off let it be known that i hate blogs...and i probably hate you...so enjoyso it occured to me (the other day at work) just what it was that was going on with my life...and yes, myspace.com is cl...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:54:00 PST

soundtrack....YEAH

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your music library2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When you...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:41:00 PST

legend of dave leanderson

during a late night conversation while i was watching some show on discovery channel (thats a combo that always ends poorly) this somehow came out....for some reason i couldnt let it die....there ya g...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:14:00 PST

what the hell is this candy thing

ok just so you get what the hell this is      its not me getting drunk and raving about imaginary friends....not this time at least.  Instead its a legend ted and i wrote...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:04:00 PST

CANDY BOOK FOUR (the end)

C A N D Y Book Four: By the wings of flaming destiny As the sun rose above the land of Farnham, its light shone across the vast ice fields which now spanned far beyond the now deserted Forest of Illus...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:59:00 PST

CANDY BOOK THREE

C A N D Y Book three: Thawing hope With Mustadio and Steiner gone, the congregation moved onward to the faint image of Mt. Groknok, which laid in front of them. Unfortunately, a great peril also lay b...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:57:00 PST

CANDY BOOK TWO

C A N D Y Book Two: The Tale of Wortwood and other various encounters The congregation finally arrived at the foot of the dark and eerie Forest of Illusion at dusk, a fortnight from whence they began ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:56:00 PST

CANDY (the greatest tale ever told) BOOK ONE

C A N D Y Book one: Introductions, Beginnings and Disappointments (Journey to Eldershire) In the year 5,017, two hundred years after the passing of the second ice age, the earth was warming and civili...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:52:00 PST