Turkey Day. |
Thanksgiving has rolled around, and once again the facists are winning. If God really wanted to be nice to us and provide us with food, he'd charge less for turkey. But damn: We pay for a meal with ou...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST |
My Goals (Inspired by Jesus, Sponsered by Pennzoil) |
My goals kick your goals' ass, then mentally rape them. And then they go bowling.1) Assassinate Ted Kennedy.He deserves to die like his two brothers. And he's an asshole who doesn't answer my emails.2...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST |
Man, I love Canada... |
Have you ever noticed that when you cross the United States border the amazing beauty of Canada disappears? Even the people become ugly. In Canada, everyone looks fantastic. In the states 50% of peopl...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:30:00 PST |
13 Essential albums in Raoul's opinion. |
There is no order here. Just a few albums you should listen to. Soon.#13 Van Halen Van HalenAwesome debut of Van Halen that practically invents tapping in "Eruption" and doesn't stop there. ...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST |
Music: Really? HIM? What? |
HIM is terrible. Awful.First of all, they're from Finland. Second of all.Look at this guy^^. Easily the creepiest pedophile I have ever seen.
Quote time:"It is a common misconception among listeners t...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:20:00 PST |
Hannibal: A Movie Review By A False Prophet. |
Jesus, man! School is completely over. Bologna has never tasted so good! I was recently rewatching some old DVD's I found, and I've noticed that, in stark contrast to SOTL, this movie is sick-mutant-u...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:30:00 PST |
The End Of School And The Beginning Of Many Pissed Off Blogs |
School has practically ended, with the exception of three exam days, so why isn't anyone any smarter?The entire generation I belong to has set a record low. Kids with good grades cheat constantly...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:15:00 PST |
MI:3- Once again proving Tom Cruise IS the prettiest man alive... |
Mission Impossible 3 is amazing. It has everything anybody wants: Tom Cruise with a beard, An irishman who can fly helicopters, Laurence Fishburne, A doomsday device called the Rabbit's Foot, and of c...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:38:00 PST |
Will and Grace, We hardly knew yee! |
First: A Backstory!Will & Grace is a popular American television situation comedy focusing on Will Truman, a gay attorney and his best friend Grace Adler, a straight Jewish woman who runs her own ...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:31:00 PST |
Twisted Beyond Recognition... Part Two Of The Dream... Where's King Mickey? |
Waking up to your neighbor lying naked on your porch, yelling loudly about cats and drunk out of his skull is something you don't see everyday. If it was anyone else than me, it would have been instan...
Posted by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez. on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:59:00 PST |
