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Andy Stitch

Drinking when I should be sleeping... sleeping when I should be waking up

About Me

I'm Gold Medal Winning Midget Tosser.


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My Interests

L.E.S. Stitches - guitar.

I'd like to meet:

Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.

Music:

clash. sexpistols. ramones. deadboys. damned. heartbreakers. newyorkdolls. gen-x. pogues. cocksparrer. stifflittlefingers. johnnycash. adicts. angrysamoans. iggy. stooges. toots. jimmycliff. streetdogs. radicts. business. buzzcocks. germs. elvispresley. elviscostello. sociald. straycats. rollingstones. hanoirocks. x. jimcarroll. deadtome. gunsnroses. bosstones. murphyslaw. sickofitall. onemanarmy. onlyones. jiker. rancid. greenday. briggs. dropkickmurphys. kiss. bouncingsouls. screechingweasel. d-gen. blanks77. murdercitydevils. clit45. kidcasanova. franksinatra. dion. gbh. heap. petergabriel. neildiamond. u2. oingoboingo. sham69. plankboys. threads. usbombs. badluckcharms. bullitts.

Movies:

westway. clockworkorange. warriors. halloween. boondocksaints. evildead. armyofdarkness. pirates. elmstreet. livingdead. starwarstrilogy. gremlins. anchorman. dodgeball. spiderman. godfather. lordoftherings. thejerk. kentuckyfriedmovie. airplane. ghostbusters. 40yearoldvirgin. vanwilder. animalhouse. diehard. theshining. it. thestand. waiting. harrypotter. fightclub. se7en. usualsuspects. scrooged. batman. blazingsaddles. aliens. predator. blade. youngfrankenstein. caddyshack. thegoonies. creepshow. rocky. shaunofthedead. madmax. policeacademy. monstersquad. youngguns. redeye. spaceballs. historyoftheworld. slither.

Television:

twilightzone. familyguy. simpsons. seinfeld. youngones. scrubs. office. buffy. angel. southpark. aquateen. heroes. lost. kidsinthehall. jackass. montypython. house. robotchicken. vacantlot. thecritic. thetick. futurama.

Books:

pleasekillme. jthm. spiderman. xmen. batman. harrypotter. stephenking.

Heroes:

your mom.

My Blog

Pirate vs. Ninja

maybe its the boredom of work, or the lack of sleep, or more than likely the shear amount of whiskey still in my system, but i want this question answered!  Who'd win in a fight between a Pirate&...
Posted by Andy Stitch on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

MORE Myspace Bitchin'

Question:  What are you if you are in a band and set your profile to not accept friend requests from bands? Answer:  An Asshole   Question:  What are you if you set your band'...
Posted by Andy Stitch on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

Myspace Jerkoffs

All right folks, I got an axe to grind with all you private profile, comments need approval motherfuckers on Myspace! So lets call a spade a spade.  Myspace, in its nature, is cyber stalking.&nbs...
Posted by Andy Stitch on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

Many Thanks

....to all that came out on Saturday night to tie one on with me and to everyone for the many birthday wishes.  It certainly was one hell of a night that I will not soon forget (well, at least th...
Posted by Andy Stitch on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST

its the most wonderful time of the year....

ahhh yessssss, the month of MARCH is now upon us. Join with me in celebrating this glorious month that has not one but two of the greatest days of the entire year. First off we have the annual celebra...
Posted by Andy Stitch on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST

Remembering those who died a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

So a very unfunny episode of The Simpsons ended with a very funny, random moment.  Directly following the end of an episode about revenge this appeared on the screen:   This Episode is dedic...
Posted by Andy Stitch on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

The Fallen

(preface)...I wrote this song a couple years back, and I haven't thought about it in a while.  But something about today brought it to mind.  It been 5 years.  2 stolen elections, 2 nev...
Posted by Andy Stitch on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST